"It was Sonic. He had a gun"
I've started inserting that into random stories and I lose it every time

i'm typing this with my soul

As a sixteen year old aspiring writer, not a Creepypasta writer mind you, that second story genuinely disgusted me.

I love how some idiots think they can use "it's supposed to suck" as an excuse, then get mad when people tell them it sucks. No duh, they're reacting exactly the way you intended them to. What else did you expect?

Do you think the writers of all these gamepastas (especially Sonic ones) are actually as pathetically obsessed with the games they're writing about as their protagonists, or do you think that they actually realize that the story can't work unless their main characters had pretty much no life outside of worshipping their favorite video game?

"This made me mad and it made me think I was going mad"
Masterful writing here.

That second author couldn't have been 15

Sonic had a GUN! He was outside my window and shot me though the window with his magical window-piercing bullets and I died. He shot me with his AK47 and I died. I am writing this from the afterlife and I warn you. Never play Sonic Colors. Or Sonic will shoot you too.

That's my ending to Sonic Faded Colors. xD

"If the author writes like this, they certainly can't hack a rom." Oh boy, the things you see in the romhacking scene...

That's such a cool writing convention, making an unreliable narrator tell two different versions of events!  Here, let me try:
The truth-  This story was bollocks.
The lie-  This story came to life as the one legged cyborg ghost of Pol-Pot, raped my sister to death with his turbo-robo sword penis, then ripped out all my organs and my spine.  I will never forget that day, the day this story changed my life.

9:38 The second he said that I just started growling incoherently with rage.

You should do a reading of my immortal. It seems in line with your masochistic thirst for cancerous writing.

I get the feeling 2017 is going to have even worse stories than 2016, even without the Teen-With-A-Knife cliché yet. (BTW, watched hoodlum read Faded Colours, so I already knew you were gonna hate it)

I'm yet to meet someone in real life who 'badly wanted to play' a sonic game... I had the first sonic game when it came out so It's not like I haven't had a long time to hear someone say such a thing in real life... it's just never happened. I'm somewhat convinced that hardcore sonic fans are an urban legend for the sake of Creepypasta and nothing more... Like hardcore Bubsy or Cheetamen fans....

15:34

"It really got bad when it came,,"

(How to define your sex life with one crappypasta quote)

The cursed star makes blood whistle look like a masterpiece

Kid: would you like this baggy sonic game?
Me: no thanks. I like Good games

The Sonic pasta feels like a joke pasta. There's no way someone wrote that without the intention of it being a joke.

The second 'story'. I felt my brain cells wither slowly, and I can't afford to lose any more.