Guys, we get it, "High Deathinition" would have been a better title. Pls stop

The author thinks he can topple the Toppler.

As a native of Maine, I can confirm. People who come to Maine don’t return without some sort of supernatural trauma. Stephen King is actually trying to warn people not to come, but they’re too thrilled by the prospect of lobsters, red hot dogs and snow in April.

So a couple of guys give an old man an HD TV, and he’s so taken aback by it that he dies.


...Well, on the one hand, they didn’t try to force in a supernatural twist, but at the same time, that was a tad anticlimactic.

Does the HD death have a channel called HDM-Die?

"I guess High Definition is too real for some people"

WHO WRITES THIS SHIT?

I bet the prequel is gonna be 8-bitDEATH with hyper-realistic pixels

Is this some kind of dark comedy? An old man's neighbour buys him a new TV and the man's so old fashioned he's shocked by HD, has a heart attack and dies.

At this point y'all should consider creating an avatar for Gemma in the video too, if you haven't already.

Uh, excuse you, the gym’s called planet fatness, get it right

Where I thought the story would go was that the widower somehow got sucked up and trapped within the television world by some evil and mysterious force, akin to Rez from the Gex The Gecko games, and the guys that secretly installed the HD TV would try to get him out of there to no avail.

Obviously that concept sounds incredibly cheesy and stupid, but at least that would’ve been far more interesting and enthralling than just “the man’s death sounded like it had no reason”.

I thought it was going to turn out that his wife had been talking to him through the tv and when they upgraded she couldn’t speak to him anymore. Or God killed him or something like that

I sometimes expect you to go Gordon Ramsay and call someone a donut ngl

Less than five minutes in: oh, this spoopy story not only hinges on the 2009 switch to digital television, but they also misunderstand the basic premise of what the switch was about. Still not the fastest one of these stories has completely shit the bed, but it's a pretty honorable mention.

HD Death aka 2006 Drowned.

When will you guys bring Toby back from the dead.

the thought of somebody breaking into my house and installing devices and paid services without my knowledge is creepier than an old guy dying because the resolution is too high

Perfect, just finished watching every episode for the first time.Great Show!

This is gonna be good, you can tell by the title.

I don't have any popcorn, though :-(

My theory is that an extra spooky skeleton jumped out of the HD TV and killed Old Man Limit Breaker who then became skeleton and wrote this story. Trust me my dad works for LOL Skeletons.
Also the extra spooky skeleton was realistic in a hyper way and had hyper realistic red and black eyes crying 666 litres of hyper realistic Vicks Vaporub.