The toad empire was put on trial at Nuremburg. Toadsworth as found guilty of crimes against humanity and put in a soup

Back in my day, I remember the classic line:

“And then, there was the screen black.“

MaRIo I:The Phantom Luigi
MaRIo II:Attack Of The Toads
MaRIo III:Revenge Of The Coppas

"I threw my phone back to where I threw it before"

We got the Highlight dumb sentence of the year, and 2020 has just started.

I cracked up at the whole “what if it’s just the family’s mental illness” thing, because right before that I’d been thinking about how I’ve never played any of the SNES Mario games, so if I started playing one and it was like this I wouldn’t know any better.

“How did you withstand the mind-shredding video game that’s led to the deaths of everyone who’s played it so far?!”
“Dunno, thought it was a weird Japanese dub or something.”

22:09

I threw my phone back to where I threw it before. With luck it landed on the ground.

MaRIo 64: Salvation will be about a rebel soldier recounting his actions that caused him to become qpu misaligned.

You know the expression “went out with a bang/whimper”? The MaRio trilogy goes out with a shrug.

I do enjoy how they thought the Toad empire was such a genius idea that they made the third story mostly center around it, but this didn’t really go anywhere. The attempt at a plot twist was pretty laughable at least.

This was one of those stories that are bad, but not quite bad enough to be particularly funny. I’m not sure if that means the author improved or not.

When they say "The Empire!" I imagine a Star Destroyer with the shield generators as mushrooms.

This would only make sense if there was a motherload of mold and fungi in the basement, which drove the family crazy. The friend played a regular game but discovered the poisonous mushrooms in the air ducts, so it still has something to do with the "Toad Empire."

Where's that blood whistle when you need it?

I still have no idea what the MaRIo stories were about.

Now I really want to write a troll pasta where it’s just a Tom from Sonicexe esque character describing the game play of a game, but it’s just completely normal

Personally I think a story where the haunted game was actually normal the entire time and the person affected just didn't realize it would be a lot better than this
Not as funny, but still

And once again, an author to a creepypasta story has failed to make their story actually scary, unless they genuinely think that a “Toad Army” is the scariest idea they can think of.

Genna proposes a much better and sadder creepy pasta.

"Sorry Mitch."

Oh shit I wasn't expecting that.

MaRio I, the cancer has begun.
MaRio II, electric boogaloo.
MaRio III, as terrible as it can be.

Wow! I didn't know you guys riffed on the third story, or that there even was a third MaRIo story!

The trash trilogy is complete, what a day to be alive.