"You Were Born... To Die"

Meanwhile, grass is green, Nelson Mandela didn't die in prison and Berenstain Bears isn't spelt as Berenstein Bears.

Going to be honest, if the killer at the end had been revealed to be his mother, and the whole thing with his dad was just a ruse she used to keep suspicion off of her, the story might almost be decent. It would still be boring as all hell, but the idea behind it would be solid.

I think the whole shit side plot with the father was thrown in there as some poor attempt at a twist in the story.
The author was like: "Ohh! I'll build it up so everyone thinks it's Jackson's father, but instead it'll be my Insane Killer Girl OC™"

“Was this written by JJ Abrams? Like ‘I don’t know how to end this’”.

Damn. A year before Rise of Skywalker came out and Toby nailed it

I thought we were born to be wild. Or born to be alive. Maybe also born to run. Definitely not born to follow though.

I don’t know what was scarier, the grammar or the pictures of the simpsons facing the camera.

“Hot pocket wrappers” is up there with “the clown nurses are coming” in terms of unthreatening lines uttered in Creepypasta history.

Matt must have lost his duel against the illuminati. couldn't summon exodia fast enough I guess.

> Mom’s spaghetti
In a library rn, had to hold back my lol

The imagery of a kid victory dancing after putting a block down in minecraft is sending me

The scariest thing about this wasn't the storu, but jontron at the beginning

The bed and sheets were covered in grenadine fluid

I can be fancy too!

wow, the new life is strange script has been leaked already?

I was honestly originally expecting the call from Dan to be actually the Dad to lure Jackson out of the house, and like he gets to Dan's house and like Dan is like "Hey, man, whatcha doing here?"

And Jackson was like: "What do you mean, you called me over?"

And Dan was like: "Dude, our phone has been out all day." or something like that

That would have been way more interesting

I particularly like how he made a big deal out of his mom lying about being at his nonexistent aunt’s house at the climax even though it was completely irrelevant to everything.

Do judge angel. It’s hilariously bad.

I'd ask to read my immortal, but we all know it'd be too horrifying to imagine.

Last time I was this early, they still had the old intro

I don't know if I should be glad that there wasn't much focus on the lame slasher Mary Sue killer, who has a tragic past and is perfect in everyway, or annoyed that she was randomly tacked on to the end as some kind of lame, nonsensical twist.

Pretty sure there's a dark souls creepypasta.