NOTHING could prepare me for "also many witches will astral project into your home and then monitor you". brand new sentence.

They’re worried about witches in the church but not pedophiles and predators in the church. Discernment indeed.

for people supposedly so protected by god they sure do get awfully scared of things that I thought god was supposed to protect them from

2:20 as a christian, seeing another Christian refer to poverty as a “lack of finance” is extremely disheartening. we are called to recognize poverty and misfortune and alleviate it where we can. do not be afraid to say it’s name!

If I were a Satan-worshipping witch on a mission to attack a church, I would record a tiktok about how that church is under attack by Satan-worshipping witches. That way they would never suspect me.

So many of these people are just describing some random woman in their congregation that didn't like their potato salad at the potluck and hoping they'll be burned at the stake for it.

Mass spiritual psychosis is genuinely one of the biggest threats to the US at the moment and no one seems to care.

infiltrating a church to then also perform curses just seems like so much work I don't have time or patience for.

When these extremely Christian women claim to be “ex-witches,” I’m pretty sure they actually mean, “I went to a crystal store one time in high school and my dad yelled at me.”

In regards to the first lady, complaining about makeup and transformers, her mortal enemy must be Optimus Primer.

i love living in an age where i am subject to the opinions and beliefs of EVERYONE ON THE PLANET WITH A CELL PHONE

edit: people really hate me for this comment, huh

The Salem Witch Trials was mostly due to women inheriting property, which pissed off puritains, so witchcraft was a handy strawman to prevent that from happening. Sincerely, a guy that grew up less than ten miles from Salem

Christians will really make up any random boogeyman to hunt down instead of hunting down the rampant pedophilia, corruption, indoctrination and hate preaching inside their own organization.

As a witch, I promise you the absolute last place that I wanna go is inside of my local church.

It's almost like people will find any reason to hate women

YouTube suggested I watch a video recently of some lady talking about how a witch used glamour magic on her and stole her looks but also disclosed that she was a meth addict, then disclaims it with "but I hadn't used meth in a year, so I know the witch made my teeth fall out" 🙃 these people are off their damn rockers tbh

As someone once joked "we're just medieval peasants with iphones"

"makeup is witchcraft" while obviously having makeup on is frying me

they're gonna lose their shit learning that jesus was a rebel

That one guy sounded a lil too excited about the devil COMING in his room and touching him.