9:50 My sister tells me all about her campaigns and she was in this exact situation. During an event that involved sacrificing a dragon, one of the PCs who hated dragons was invited to partake in the sacrifice. Sis' character, a kobold who respects dragon hierachy, immediately had her eyes covered by the other party members so she wouldn't start an unnecicary fight. However, she still rolled high enough to realise the dragon being sacrificed was the same dragon that the party had adopted as a hatchling. The last time they'd seen the dragon it had been in human form and served them a breakfast of pancakes and eggs, which is why they failed to recognise him. Sis started the fight to save him and everyone thought it was just her usual dragon-worship kobold shenanigans. Meanwhile, the other PC managed to kill the dragon and complete the sacrifice, at which point sis revealed exactly who they had killed. This broke the other PC's heart and gave them the ultimate boost to their character development.





(The kicker is that sis is also a cleric, so while everyone's back was turned in shock, confusion and mourning she stealthily cast revivify on their dragon friend and escaped.)

2:50 side eyes goblin paladin who worships Mask that I’m actively working on creating “Yes… usefulness to my friends…”

Every character needs to take shatter if they have access. Remember, most bad guys (dms) make the doors enchanted to prevent you breaking them. They forget to make the walls the doors are connected to immune.

Not playing for 7 weeks? Dang, I wish my breaks between games were that short, we had 3 sessions in like 1.5 years

That last one... ANY one of those incidents would be a boot from me. But then I don't play with teenagers lol.

0:45  I once tried to push a party member out into a crowd of weird monkey people and rolled a one falling on my face, I then rolled for stealth as I still had pass without trace and rolled another one yelling OH FUCK as soon as I fell over and in the previous encounter I rolled a one for my wild magic roll, my math rocks were very bad that day.

7:55 I love this game of telephone so much

We love Quincy

That last player just kept getting worse and worse

The red heads handle is julietsunset

Well paladins in heavy plate armor can masquerade as armor in castles - social stealth :D

Have in fact rolled for meat size in a game, it was a d12+con mod

6:27 damn can you two get a room?

I had a stint of campaigns where everytime we started a new campaign, i just pretended that it was my same wood elf character trying out diffrent classes. Everytime he went back to level 1? It was cause he was trying out a different class and limiting himself to only that class.

"I COULD cast fireball and wipe out all the enemies... but this is ranger century... so I'm just gonna fire my long bow."

Here's the really kicker. He was  a Mary Sue. But i rerolled him everytime i changed his class. He was good at everything. But he was an in-universe roleplayer. So he played a wizard in the second campaign i played him in, high intelligence and all that. But in the 4th or 5th campaign he was a Barbarian. So what did he do? He played stupid. It was a totally new party, so RP-wise nobody knew he was just pretending to be stupid. Whenever he fucked up, he couldve done something different. He couldve used his ability modifier from whatever class he was before or used a different class's feature or abilities. But he was so dedicated to the in-universe roleplay that he would just go with the flow and accept whatever fuck ups happened, including his death.

Remove all the tiktok outros and this would be good stuff.

8:40 what is the song name?

😂 Omg I thought I was the only one that rolls a 1D12 Cock size check when creating characters, then tells nobody unless it comes up naturally, but implements it into their personality.

Only really decided to do it to help me create their personality. Small dick energy vs Big Dick Energy. But first and second times I rolled it, I got a 12" and a 3". Made for very different characters😂

First guy was very confident and sure of himself, but wasn't a dick about it. He was that huge Gym bro that's always got your back and believes in you, and doesn't fall for provocation because he's grown up never doubting himself for a moment. (also he once ended up getting ambushed by a doppelganger while bathing in a lake, and when they both sprinted for shore, the doppelganger ran to grab pants, while my guy immediately went for his Greatsword. I'd send whispers to the DM to tell him what I was going to say or do, and he voiced both doppelganger and me, so nobody knew which was me. I almost got killed because the Not-me was yelling for help, while the Naked-me just started swinging (No Pun intended 😁), saying Help me kill it or stay out of my way, but don't get in the way!"
DM later, when my 7ft/12" Goliath Fighter and our 4 foot Dwarf Barbarian for wasted, our DM rolled to see what happened.......we woke up in the same tent, with magic wedding rings 😭

2nd guy was full of false bravado, even at 1st Level. Always trying to convince everyone he was hot shit, but rarely able to back it up 😂