"YOU CANT RAILROAD A ROCKET BABY!!!" didnt the soviet union do exactly that

“ those are some tasty orphans”

All campaigns arenow required to have a beach episode

3:20 "...or you're a lesbian."
Me looking at the wannabe alpha male playing his half-orc barbarian: "Ah yes. Lesbian."

"by Odin's beard, could it be that you're the Dragonborn"

So, in response to the "does killing the evil townspeople make me good" question it depends on whether or not you knew they were evil before you killed them
If you did know then good for you your a good boy/girl, if you didn't know then congratulations you are now just as evil as they were. The fact that you managed to kill AN ENTIRE TOWN of bandits is just a coincidence

3:04

Look, I would love to be some Turtle or Kenku, but a free feat is just too good

I just got one of my pcs to be secretly evil since he was gonna end up as the strongest (he’s a Goliath bugbear that’s gonna be low intelligence high wisdom while wearing a home brew crystal that gives him great passive deception as the benefit other than a wisdom increase so he can hide in plain sight as well being the dumb guy brute while wearing his crystal, he’s gonna be making himself into a total giant by increasing his size and strength as much as possible

bro i wish you included that ending

4:55 umm as the fire ball gets cast the paper ignites and as its flying threw the air it spells out in the form of an air message: plot

They need the expanded races. I always play a Gith.

I like the hogwarts one

3:56 Don’t you fucking dare

The Chaotic Neutral sounds familiar. Who is that?

The woman at 0:39 gives me Aloy vibes.

Those are some tasty orfans techno no

@3.16  so.. what does it mean to play a bunnykin wizard??

When did Tiefling become the "gay" race? Majority of my characters are Tiefling and I play them straight and am straight... Is this like a Critical Role thing, where Matt had a gay Tiefling NPC and now all Tieflings are gay? Like how everyone who makes a Gnome Bard is a Scanlan Shorthalt rip off or all Goliath Barbarians are.just Travis Willingham wannabes?

I honestly don't have a problem with it, just curious as to why there's like 1 million videos about this.

2:57 "If you play a human in a D&D campaign, you read self-insert fanfiction and want to play a fighter".

Wrong, I play a human because I'm a minmaxer and because variant humans get a free feat, so my epic build can start 4 levels earlier.

Can anyone tell me who's playing at 1:59? 😂😂😂