we must go to build a bear!

A necromancer bard sounds cool as hell. You can't tell me a necromancer  playing a flute made from a spine isn't the most metal shit ever.

My DM (he asked my before hand if i was comfortable with the subject matter) had an NPC roofie me at the bar and my party... THE FUCKING TRAITORS!!! Went "We'll just see how this plays out."

And then when it turns out the group that roofied me, stole the necklace we needed for proof of death (we killed some guy for money) and the rest of my party were all like (in character) "How could you lose it!" Like they didn't leave me roofied and alone with 5 randos.

I love when the party I DM for started throwing shit at the enemy when I told them I count throw as a bonus action in my games. They were like "so you say he SMASHED a vase? I throw a chunk of it at him"

Oh gods I loved that segment where the VAs trolled each other.

Having a hard time deciding whether the narrator or shadowheart was my favorite though

That dancing bard from mrkurtwise is the highlight of every compilation.

or just a rogue using a blow gun

bonus points if they’re an Assassin with surprise Attack

All the fireball memes make me glad I always role evo wizard

that first one is so true. coming from someone who was 1hp in second session.

Warning that watching 1:38 while high will cause you to laugh until you’ve hurt yourself

Dear Tiefling mains: Who hurt you?
-A goblin main

4:23  for the record her friend saved herself by knocking her unconscious before she threw the fireball

Yeah I've heard that a lot of people choose the tiefling I should too!

10:54 I didn’t find Karlach until after the tieflings left so I couldn’t work on her engine until act 2 and now the game won’t give the options I need to select to romance her!

7:17 that's me! but only because I picked up the massively cursed object that was meant for the paladin. I ended the multiverse :D

Finally for once I wasn’t called a Furry!!!!!

1:55 if you're gonna alter the results you might as well not roll at all

11:06 can someone tell me where this is from?

3:15 are the life essence not for sale anymore? I kind of want to get them but every time I looked recently they’ve been sold out, now they are on the page at all

No Owlin?