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The Biggest Flops in Hollywood History

The Movie Cynic

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:: Timestamps ::
0:29 | Battlefield Earth part 1
5:14 | Battlefield Earth part 2
12:57 | The Lone Ranger
18:18 | John Carter

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20 Comments

@matteolovito872 8 days ago

the funniest thing is that John Carter’s marketing campaign was given to a brand new company that only had previous experience with men’s suits. I cannot make this up

@destronia123 8 days ago

John Carter was pretty good.

@AylolAikx 8 days ago

I actually didn't mind John Carter

@analogbunny 8 days ago

Battlefield Earth has my favourite critic review ever.

It was one word: "Travolting".

@ereini0n 8 days ago

John Carter was awesome, it was simply at the wrong time

@vjbd2757 9 days ago

1. The Marvels

@-Down-D-Stairs- 8 days ago

I liked John Carter personally

@bradleyrocks618 8 days ago

John Carter is actually pretty good.

@mordyth 8 days ago

I liked John Carter but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one of my friends that saw it

@BeardedCurmudgeon 8 days ago

The John Carter love in this comment section has made my heart full

@UndeadSlayer5 8 days ago

If someone tried to make John Carter and put it on streaming it would probably be more successful

@charlescaine6022 9 days ago (edited)

The Lone Ranger shit on my childhood.

I think John Carter of Mars was marketed wrong.

@jonanna1894 8 days ago

I liked John Carter.

@hitthetarget982 8 days ago

I loved John Carter as a kid.

@MarkusKoas-zx3er 8 days ago

honestly John Carter was way more interesting than lone ranger

@Metamaltese 8 days ago

John Carter had a tremendous potential and those four armed Tarks were far more convincing and fleshed out than those overdevelopt Smurfs from Pandora...
That movie deserves better!

@madmartian2 8 days ago

Poor Taylor Kitsch. Unusual/ confusing last name, was supposed to blow up with John Carter AND was supposed to be big as Gambit in that X-Men Origins series debacle.

@stephanevoizard145 8 days ago

“Fuck it we’ll do it live”!

@Dark_Sato 8 days ago

I liked John Carter. Too bad what happened to it. Taylor Kitsch is a good actor and deserved a better career

@nadrewod999 8 days ago

Jonah Hex

It came out at around the same time as John Carter of Mars and The Lone Ranger, it was about a DC Comics character, it was set in an alternate version of the Wild West, and it flopped hard despite being an enjoyable movie on its own.