And on the third day, Matt Rose

we can now rephrase it to "this phrase should not be __._% biblical" which i argue is funnier

I didn't expect to see someone be that happy after saying "Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"

I loved when Jesus fought the Giant Flesh Spider and Piss Bear. Truly the most moving part of the Bibble.

I think a more accurate revision would be "None of these phrases are found in the Bible."

Back in my day it was just called a Brand New Sentence

The pure joy and satisfaction in his voice when he finally found a true 0%

More realistically, none of these nouns are in the Bible

Being hit with Dan and Phil, Smosh and RTGame nearly back to back was an experience lol

I didn’t expect it to be so difficult to find a 0% but then again, I forgot the Bible is 750,000 words. And this comment is 58% found in the Bible.

the plague of frogs being the original frog situation was something I had not considered, but is definitely true.

I miss who I was when I'd never encountered the word velmussy.

Proud to say the statement, "skibidi sigma rizz" is not in the bible.

Never thought id hear matt rose mention phivorse and byler in the same videos but here we are. Its a great day to be alive

3:11 Fun fact: "Vagina" isn't circled here, but it's actually the Latin word for "sheath," and so it does occur in the Vulgate Bible (= St. Jerome's Latin translation)

2:31 Also, the fruit in Genesis is not stated to be an apple. It's just called "the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil." Medieval scholars called it an apple as a Latin pun; "malus" ("malum" in the neuter gender) = "bad," "mālum" = "apple"

"bbno dollar" is crazy, but accurate

jayce talis period cramps moodboard

Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard is basically the plot of arcane s2

This is an emergency frog situation

Menstruation is mentioned in the Bible, I believe during the whole Rachel and Leah situation, but I guess there isn't a translation that directly uses the word 'period'...