If Garron has any enemies, they're also my enemies.

William made a near fatal error. After securing the pear, he failed to remove the stem to defuse it. 😮

Missed a GOLDEN opportunity to say "Pear Force One"

If someone starts eating a fresh pear with a knife and fork I would immediately be convinced that that person is an extra-terrestrial trying to imitate real human beings.

If you're worried about etiquette when eating a burger then burger eating is not for you.

Adding 37 layers of social anxiety to eating nice food removes all of the enjoyment from eating nice food.

As an American, I must say that to eat a burger "deconstructed" is the height of impropriety.

“I think I would prefer not to have any etiquette and just be nice to people” that’s why we love you Garron ❤❤❤

"My mouth will accomodate whatever size food I put to my mouth."  Lol!  Same, Garron, same!

"I believe you can be loved again after you've been dropped on the ground. I've always believed that." Who knew an etiquette video could be so heart warming?

I agree! Screw etiquette, and just be nice to people.❤

I believe the correct response to a dropped utensil is to kick it under the table then say “And it was never seen again.”

I know the compliments in the beginning are for everyone, but it really makes my day!

I havent stopped laughing since I found your channel  recently.  You are a superior comedian, like this is a gift. Every single line is hilarious.

Etiquette is the study of being rigidly uncomfortable during what is probably an expensive repast.

How to eat soup: First, you upturn the spoon...

The whole trend of burgers being taller than their width is propagated by self important chefs that are taking the piss and need a slap.

7:43 You DO NOT Deconstruct the burger… you take the toothpick out, Smash that thang down with one or both hands, pick it up and eat it like a fckin Burger.

"The pear is secured, threat neutralized." I nearly choked on my drink 😂 well done sir.

As an American, deconstructing a burger is sacrilege