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TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Britain at Its Most UNHINGED

Toni and Ryan

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20 Comments

@clairjarman 5 months ago

you can't park there mate!!! classic

@MoonFyrexx 5 months ago

2:21 YOU CAN'T PARK THERE MATE!
that's what we say, your welcome

@katlouwen3152 5 months ago

Aussie living in the UK and I can confirm I’m the only dickhead yelling “Taxi!” while all the Brits just go “waaaaaaaayyyyy”

@josiejustbecause 5 months ago (edited)

in the uk (the part i'm from at least) when someone smashes a glass in a pub, it's normally met with a 'waheyyyyyy' and applause, or occasionally a 'sack the juggler!' and some good-hearted ridicule

@purplevamp666 5 months ago

"Who put 50p in you?" comes from the time when we used to have to put 50p in the meter so that we'd have electricity.

@CrispyBugBear 3 months ago

2:42 YOU CANT PARK THERE MATE

@tompetrillo8548 5 months ago

There’s a famous vine where there’s a car in a ditch and a British guy is driving by and says “you can’t park there mate.” I die laughing each time 😂😂😂

@averymarshall6060 5 months ago

My mum has accidentally trained all her boarding dogs that 'right' means 'time to go outside'

@MASHĒ-TTV 5 months ago

* smashes glasses and spills drinks in UK * - Everyone in a 5 mile radius - " WHHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!"

@fricozoid1 5 months ago

You can shout Taxi when someone drops a glass, but it's preferable for the whole pub to shout "WHEEEEY" in unison.

@korados5146 5 months ago

The tissue of the anus is highly sensitive. This trend of sunbathing your anus is actually dangerous, because the sun's UV light can easily do damage to your anus and increase the risk of cancer. Don't do that!

@SparkedSoul 5 months ago

Don't sun your perineum! There are parts of us that aren't made to see the sun and your skin cancer risk gets gets super high! No butt cancer for Toni & Ryan! 14:11

@mirandajrp 5 months ago (edited)

As a Brit I have never heard of the word hissing to describe a busy pub.
And to me, the guy sounds like he has an Australian accent?!

@lizcollinson2692 5 months ago

Dialects is the subset of English.
Say they're 500 dialects of English 486 are in Britain. 😂

@David_Trowbridge 5 months ago

5:47 us Brits have just mastered every aspect of the language so perfectly that we need to invent ridiculous words, noises and phrases to keep you on your toes

@Yer_Maws_baw 5 months ago

I reckon there’s two responses to the cars - you can’t park there or shoulda gone to specsavers. If someone smashes a glass in the pub they’ll get a round of applause usually

@tinastsebastian 5 months ago

5:19 I feel that way about Australian. Half of it sounds weirdly made up, it's all 'squiz that drongo bingle with a galah over a chook snag from an esky in Wallamalloo".

@Poldi27 5 months ago

4:34 my Welsh grandmother just used to say ‘Well there you are then’ and it just killed any conversation e.g ‘the weather’s been quite nice’ and she’d reply in the most Welsh accenr ‘well there you are then’ and walk off