House #1 is what happens when your architect does ALL the crystal meth.

It never ceases to amaze me just how tacky rich people are.

You know my whole life I've been missing the experience of having a big open window above my bed, so that birds can shit directly on it.

Oh Garron, im in stitches. "All i see is another room you can drink Japanese tea in" 😂😂😂

As a property manager in a wealthy area, I can tell you why rich people buy lights with impractical / hard-to-source bulbs:  because THEY are never going to change it themselves and they don't care how hard it is for "the help" to do it.

Oh that poor olive tree got to grow up in Tuscany and came to America to die😂😂

You don't  need a $177 million house just to put a couch in your front yard. You can live in a mobile home in Arkansas and do that.

Making fun of rich people makes me feel better, more of this 😂

Massage therapist here-  i genuinely like helping people feel better. I don’t judge anyone’s body, everybody deserves to feel like they don’t have pain in their body.
So there ya go.

In that first place a bird could shit on you while you're in bed, which is incredible in a way

Rich people are ridiculous. I'm glad we can all come together and mock them. Thanks Garron!

If my life is ever to be judged, I want Garron to judge it. 😂❤

“This is a burglars dream” 😂😂😂😂

Nerd here: Travertine is actually a type of mined stone.  So the floor is cold, slippery when wet, unyielding when you fall on it (there is some give with wood at least), and extremely expensive.  Just the thing a rich person would want to throw their money away on.   Second house is definitely the Eyes Wide Shut manor.

The Titanic reference while watching the Vanderbilt house tour was noice.

10/10 for the Sisyphus reference alone. 😂

"it's giving sacrificial energy" is way more accurate than you all would believe.

It’s the tree that broke me. The money involved in shipping a tree that far when you could just plant a local tree… I just don’t… understand…

Wouldn't buy these if I was a trillionaire

I think the first house has soo much glass and rooftop balcony to give you panoramic views of the forest fires raging towards you.