:person-blue-speaking-microphone:"I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough !"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps ? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon ? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plains?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly !" I expect to be able to see the sea !"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky ."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction ."
Basil: "Why ? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"