Al Murray, talking about the American dream, said that there is no British dream - the reason being that we are awake.

To quote George Carlin “ The reason it’s called the American dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it “.

British people possess a liver capacity that defies medical science lol 😂 🤣

Also, Americans are absolutely frightened of very intelligent people.

I was in a store in Port Arthur in Texas. Assistant said to me:" I love your British accent, y'all speak like Julie Andrews". I am a Yorkshireman, the English equivalent of "L'il Abner. I refrained from laughing.

The thing to remember, we only make fun of ( banter ) people we know and like.

The reason why the'bad guys' in American films are so often British is because Americans cannot bear to think of themselves as the bad guys.Just ask anyone in the Vietnamese village of Mai Lai.

The difference between yanks and brits are that rough language in the States is considered as rude while colourful language in Britain equals speaking plainly!

As a Brit I can tell you when we say "It was alright" or "nothing special", then that's when you really have to worry. They  actually mean that was a waste of time and I wish Id never gone etc  💩 basically

It's often a Brit because Hollywood is lazy, the US can understand the bad character because they are speaking English, Australians get it, Canadians too, lazy Hollywood.

Hilarious commentary. You can be very funny 👍🏻

we are the most dangerous people on the planet, can't really deny that. no other nation conquered so much of the world and held it with a vast navy plus 100,000 professional soldiers and an attitude. just because we put our feet up and expected america to do the job doesnt mean we arent fully capable of doing it all again. if the pub crawl goes overseas.

This really brightened my day, thanks, I'm just going down to the the pub for a pint, Tessa, my dog will be hoovering any spilled peanuts from the carpet...

In the UK, we are more likely to say ' are you wearing those shoes as a bet'.

You are absolutely right about the difference in customer service. In the US the customer is king; in the UK the customer is an occupational hazard.

When the work day ends, the work is done... Until the next day, we enjoy our time and our family time or beer time.

Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Are we really so terrifying? Oh bless your tender American sensibilities.🙏🏻

One of the reasons till operators don't pack your bags is because they wont do it right, even I cant get it right, so my wife does it.

Well this was the best laugh I've had all day , thank you 😅

Driving in the UK for me was like solving a complex puzzle. It is a case of developing skill. By the way, there are many more road deaths per head in the US than in Britain