If I ever re-upload older videos from my former channel, there will always be a brand new video the same week! Just so everyone can be entertained hehe ;D

I remembered a story of a guy in boot camp getting chewed out for being TOO squared away. "You think you're better than everyone here? You think you're better than ME!?"

I knew the staff sergeant who conducted the piss tests for my unit, and he knew that it always took a long time for me to get enough water down to be able to pee, so whenever it came time for a piss test he'd pass by me chugging water in the hallway and ask me what I was up to, to which I'd tell him I'm studying for my test. Cool guy.

"I am not a sir! I work for a living you MO-RON! You will call me Sergeant or Sergeant Dornan DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"

My entire conscript company was punished because so many of us got sick.....while in the week long alpine warfare training exercise...WITH SUMMER GEAR AT -15°C
LT messed up by refusing to issue us alpine gear and decited it was our fault.

As a guy in the Air Force world, it's fun realizing why the Air Force gets hazard pay on USMC bases

Or around the corps in general

5:58
He literally did the Sgt. Dornan meltdown from Fallout, good God.

Brother…I haven’t done a military piss test since 2021. The other day I had a regular civilian physical and the doc ordered multiple labs to include a piss test. The receptionist had me do my piss test while waiting for the bloodwork portion. She just handed me a bottle and said “okay sir just head to the restroom down the hall, fill up to this line, seal the bottle, and put it in the dropbox.” My brain legit short circuited. I gave my sample, sat back in the lobby and thought “damn they really trust people like that?  I could’ve gave them anyone’s piss”😂 talk about being institutionalized

23:18 "Gospel of John pack" is crazy bro.

Ratmothy more military content please I love these

Small story about my callsign: my callsign is Cascata (waterfall in italian) because during a mountain combact simulation i tried to reach some cherries from a tree, as soon i step on a rock to reach them i fell off from the waterfall on my left side. I fell from 4 meters and i broke my arm, my helmet and i lost a training granade, Since that day my friends starded to call me Cascata

"this isn't a misery contest" SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

I'm Gen X, and the older generations treated us the same way back in the 90s. Lol

My father was a US Marine and sadly lost his life in Afghanistan in 2010. I only got to meet him once, of which I don’t even remember since I was a literal fetus at the time before he got shipped out. Thank you for describing your experience, as I myself plan to enlist in a few years.

Love how you portrayed the recruits and drill instructors as the tiny hamsters

Please don’t run out of stories, we need more.

22:20 I’ve watched this so many times by now and the JESUS PACK still takes me out 💀

such an e4 mafia thing to do, repost the old videos and not something new. love you man

I vividly remember trying not to piss myself waiting in a long ass line for my turn to get diddled when one of the unrinalysis administrators pulled a guy out from the line because he said he was about to piss himself but that wasnt the interesting part, it was what he said. All the while he was marching his victim to the head he said to him, "i got my eyes on you like flies on shit" with those crazy eyes. The fact that i knew the administrator and worked with him regularly made it even better.

0:34 must have been the wind…..