Pastey and Forrest are doing some fundraising to help with bills if anyone would like to throw them a few dollars!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-forrest-and-pastey-bounce-back-from-bills

never gonna forgive ai for killing this genre of slop

Hilarious Queen Death Story from a British person:

the day after she died everyone at my boarding school had to attend a mandatory church service in memory or something. There was a moment of silence and then somebody slammed a big wooden staff into the ground and yelled "THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" At which point everyone in the church, following a script that i hadn't been told about, automatically chants: "LONG LIVE THE KING!"

I felt like I was in game of thrones or something

I love questioning things like “what if FNaF was real” cuz it’s like “they’d close the restaurant” like yeah bro? That’s the plot of the game

God I love how salty has his updated fancy model while his friends with their old crusty ones like: "behold feeble mortals, I have ascended beyond your puny pngtuber graphics to higher state of being with a slightly different art style, tremble before my brighter color scheme and DESPAIR!"

Life’s Biggest Question: MALL VS WATER

I said SaltyDKdan in my mirror 3 times, and a bunch of sonic merch just started pouring out of my sink

I would have genuinely thought that those videos were made purely by AI if they hadn’t come out before generative AI.

Fitting they pivoted to that.

I think it would be pretty epic if instead of “Her Majesty The Queen,” it was “Her Majesty The Lean” and she sipped lean and was gangster as fuck

What if Saltydkdan was pregnant?

7:06 To quote Eggman when fighting Freeza "What do you mean? I made the IMAC! I made the IPhone!"

9:33 I flinched like an abused child

so if queen elizabeth was assassinated, she'd be dead.

if Eggman was real, he could die.

if the iphone 9 was real, it wouldn't exist.

and if FNAF was real, go home

7:15 This is extra funny considering one of Alfred's bits in a Lythero video is literally that Eggman created the Iphone.

It is morally correct to make fun of Asmongold.

14:35 Neurodivergent here, I can confirm that we’re spooky skeletons with big ass wings. We can’t show that in public because people will be scared of us, so we just wear Humen costumes to blend in

Gerber not being on the thumbnail implies that he’s either Dr Eggman or Santa

I'm now imagining a version of Hardcore Henry called Hanukkah Henry, and the only difference is a blue filter put over the entire film and nothing else.

4:00 As someone who (unfortunately) lives in england, I can confirm that those signs after lizzy's death were everywhere. It felt so odd considering nearly everyone I talked to online or irl couldn't care less about what happened, I bet people would care more if they did have those peppa pig signs lol

9:40 times where Simpsons predicted the future