Seth you should build a bike with all the worst things you’ve reviewed on it at once 😂

20:00 no smartphone app is the coolest thing to hear about a tech product in 2026

Seth out here reviewing THE NUTCRUSHER 9000 bicycle seat

In case anyone is wondering
The first product has what I assuming the real name of it printed on the base
“雲座” which translates to “Cloud Seat”
Meaning it’s supposed to make you felt like seating in a cloud

The ball chopper seat

The tip of a shoelace is called an aglet.

First product looks like a saw trap

Put those dirty strings in garment bag , you could wash and reuse also.

the bike rack you tested, the caster wheels have wheel locks. i have the same model.

The hole in the seat strap goes on the pin. That way it stays with the stand.

3:28 Seth, I think you misunderstood. They're inviting you to SEND IT!

Hey Seth, The roller stand has LOCKING Wheels. :)

21:07 It's likely that these have two radios, one that is the short range, doesn't rely on an app, like a walkie talkie, and the other is probably a Bluetooth radio that connects to the phone, which then runs through the app for cellular use.

I have 3 of these rolling bike racks in a small city apartment, I found them by accident and was astounded at how good they are (for $35?!). They take up a skinny vertical space, in places where horizontal space is at a premium (like an apartment). But unlike other stands they can be freely wheeled around. I have three bikes in front of a shelving unit of bike supplies taking up the space of a small closet. I can easily access bikes and supplies because the bikes can be wheeled out of the way, and are free standing wherever I push them.

That loop on that little velcro strap for the seatpost slips onto the skinny metal hook you wrapped the strap around, and then that strap stays attached to the post when the bike is in use (it just hangs on the hook). Also you strap the front tire while the wheels are on the floor before you put it on the stand so it doesn't whip around and dent your bike when you stand the bike up.

Literally unfathomably good stands for the price, especially if space is at an ultra premium.

Those electric mini pumps usually only have enough juice for a couple inflations, dunno if I'd feel comfortable relying on it to work as a pump if I've been using it as a taillight all day

22:54 Some lubes like Rock n Roll separate and should definitely be shaken, I usually toss a ball bearing inside.

For those of you, like me, who immediately went hunting for that vertical bike stand, Vevor apparently has a version for $28. Feels like a winner to help with the N+1 problem!

Be careful with the bike stand, I used to store my bike like this and eventually oil started to pool under the compression dial. Mechanic said that it eventually bypassed the seal because the fork was upside down for so long

Buddy of mine had one of these seats that actually worked.  Different design than this mess.  It was a sprung lever design.  It was actually meant to be better for very regular riders long term.

the ballbuster 3000 saddle