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“Why so queerious?” -The Woker

"All the worlds pronouns are mine to keep!"

-WOKE rouge the bat

Guys this is so woke I might transition

DEI is Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, thought that was obvious

Fun fact about Super Lesbian Animal RPG: The game allows you to turn off "Politics" in the options menu.

It doesn't actually do anything.

My gay little ass could NEVER step into the woke detector, it'll explode

"Woke Content Detector" is the most Steam-like group name i've ever heard of

I'm impressed Deltarune got flagged for having a nonbinary protagonist, half the actual fandom seems to miss that lmao

thank god this woke detector exists, I was about to play a game called "My Trans Girlfriend Is Secretly a Furry" but the woke detector said it was woke, I hate how the stupid liberals try to disguise their game as a based and redpilled game, like how was I gonna possibly know that game was woke

Mario & Luigi Dream Team is not woke because in it, Luigi is asleep and not awoken.

Fun Fact: A YouTuber once called Mario Wonder “woke” because the new voice actor for Mario and Luigi had pronouns in his Twitter bio

Just imagine a conservative person wanting to play the Super Lesbian Animal RPG, but then checking the „Woke Meter“ and discovering that they can’t play it and then being sad about it.

“Wanna know how I got these top surgery scars?” - The Woker

my favourite woke detector comment has to be disco elysium

"Heavy social commentary regarding communism. Whether pro or anti is unclear."

"Why wont they take us seriously"

The woke list:

The funniest one I ever found while scanning my own library is that, not only is Bayonetta NOT WOKE, but goddamn DARKEST DUNGEON is woke because (strap in) : "has female characters that can frontline. Contains a black female character wielding a heavy crossbow and a full plate of armor" Like what do you meeeeean ???

Fun Fact: This list considers several Leisure Suit Larry games "somewhat woke" because they contain transphobic jokes and the creators of the list can't tell them apart from being supportive

The first Borderlands not being woke despite having multiple gay characters and massive anti-corpo messaging tells me the dork who made this was 13 when he played it and just doesn't remember.

i tried this and holy shit, "Contains overtly pro-climate action messaging" im fucking dying