“You grow wings but you can’t fly” so become a ostrich

I’m sorry but “Weird Al canonically fucked pinkie pie” fucking whiplashed my soul

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I like that Salty goes the exact same direction I do whenever the hypothetical of infinite wealth comes up. I could end hunger! Or i could buy Sonic...

Kinda sus that Derek hears "think of the baddies tho" about the world of Pokemon and instead of thinking of like Cynthia or Wallace, he thinks of Lopunny

"Reminder that Weird al canonically fucked pinkie pie" What's funnier is They aren't wrong. For those who don't know, In the last episode of mlp fim "The last problem" at the end of the episode, there's a time skip, and there at one point: Pinkie rushes into the room saying that she's sorry she's late and that it was hard for her to find a baby sitter who could handle "Lil Cheese", who then rushes into the room right next to their mom. Lil cheese is the child of pinkie pie and cheese sandwich (Weird al's character) and this not only evident in the way they look (sharing pinkie's hair and having a light yellow body similar to cheese's golden brown) and how they have Boneless, Cheese sandwich's rubber chicken with them in that same scene, but also with their bio in the mlp Gameloft game: "This future filly will have inherited twice the chaotic party energy of any average pony...which is honestly a little intimidating, but EXTREMELY charming."

I was at a couple small local protests and this guy like every day we did it pulled up with his fucking accordian and starting playing for all of us. Genuinely a legendary man.

Jokes on that "invent anything, but the person you hate gets credit" question. That just means I'll get all of the credit for my inventions!




I don't deserve it.

Darn shame Salty didn't get the "get a free pet giraffe/the giraffe is evil and wants world domination" one, it's a certified WYPTB classic

Love how Salty says they would give up the world's ability to wear suits for world peace, but then the fan art featured at the end has them wear a suit.

10:20 This is just the plot of Deltarune

I like how for the first two minutes he's just talking about his chair

You’d actually probably be fine in the Pokémon world. In Crystal, Lance USES hyper beam on a person, and it’s like “oh crap he dead” but no, in Pokémon Masters you can talk to that same guy, and although he DOES have ptsd from it, he’s still alive and actually a black belt, so didn’t end up with any lasting injuries. So, getting hit by hyper beam is probably the equivalent of, idk, The Rock punching you in the head. It’d knock you out sure, but probably wouldn’t be too bad.

The whole "You can do anything and become immortal" thing is like, negative if you think about it, but only positive if you think harder about it. By definition, you can "do anything", there are no rules, and if there was, since you can do anything, you can change the rules. You just gotta think about it

Man, these 2D graphics are so quirky and charming

I do think Salty’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

9:12 Deltarune Weird Route

7:32 there’s definitely a loophole where you become space god. It says you float in the vacuum of space forever. But all that means is the place you are can’t have gas or liquids in it. You could still float around a vacuum filled space station, talking to your newly created subjects through indirect means. Or even get them some space suits and throw a party.,

First question is just an Isekai, but with self-death instead of Truck-kun.

"A hyper beam could kill a person"

Lance sweating after attacking a potential shop owner with his champion level Dragonite.