There's gonna be the biggest lawsuit in Nirn for which daedric lord should get the dragonborn's soul after they die

Making deals with Daedra can never go wrong.

All the other princes: i am evil and my plans are beyond your comprehension.

Sam: you want some mead?

34:26 the fact that Sanguine himself shows up just to beat the hell out of a couple mages that were in the way of you retrieving Meridia's Beacon is hilarious. A Daedric Lord popping in to bully some mortals for a demi-god he just had a drink with is such a ridiculous but funny course of events. Sanguine really is biggest bro of all the Daedric Lords sometimes

"Like every sentient creature in Skyrim who has the ability to speak, he of course asks for my assistance."
Congratulations Nerbit, you just summarized 95% of the gameplay loop in a total of 19 words.

Fun fact about the Ebony Blade! There's an easy way to charge it without killing 10 people you may not want to. You must not do the Lights Out! quest, and you need the ritual stone. Get your ebony blade, do the quest normally, and then when Deeja betrays you, kill her with the blade. Res her with the ritual stone, and then kill her again. Repeat until Mephala is satisfied, being careful not to decapitate her otherwise you won't be able to revive her again. Boom, fully charged blade and no major alterations to the world!

A really funny part about the Sanguine Rose quest is that even if your already married to Yosolda, she still congratulates you on your engagement

Imagine being in the Hall of Valor. Various heroes are around you, telling their heroic tales. Then, a voice speaks up from the back of the hall. "What, Dragonborn, was the true key to your success?" You take a moment to think, before saying "vegetable soup, of course." The mysterious figure laughs. "Of course." Then, they step forth, and reveal themselves to be Ysgramor

"I shall not eat him, but he will be accompanying us for the rest of our adventures."
That sweetroll has witnessed the rise of the most powerful deadric prince in tamriel

"I am Alduin, first born of Akatosh!"
"Ah yes but do you have a license for getting stabbed?"
"What?"
gets Razor-stabbed

According to the wiki Auriel's bow counts towards the daedric artifact achievement despite being an aedric artifact, so if anyone wants to do this run you have a ranged option

A Daedric weapon being weaker than soup actually sounds about right for the Elder Scrolls.

This was a joke. I didn't expect this to be turned into this.

The fact that Mehrune's Razor has a chance to instantly kill Alduin in both fights is really funny. I feel like it probably shouldn't work, but... I guess It Just Works (tm)

Aside from the Falmer all of the blood required for Hermaeus Mora's quest can be acquired at Halted Stream Camp a bosmer archer is guaranteed outside, a dunmer and two orcs are always inside and there is a high elf corpse in the mammoth trap at the back.

One thing you should always remember is that Markarth is just Skyrim's Brazil. There is a big economical diffrence between rich and poor, it has a high murder rate, there's corruption, there's shady mining operations and they have cool vibes

Classic. Now do this in Oblivion

"Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas as a Lobotomite?"
-can only wear clothes that drop from Lobotomites.
-can only use weapons that drop from Lobotomites.
-1 Intelligence
-1 Charisma
-must leave your brain at Big MT.
-i guess technically you can use common Wastelander gear until you get to Big Mt, since at least some of the Lobotomites were Wastelanders before the brain surgery.

I actually tried this run myself, and I picked a character that would be quite fitting for collecting mythical fantasy artifacts. Purveyor of fine fairy tale relics himself: Mr Big Jack Horner.
"Yeah, I couldn't get this beacon off it, but still pretty cool, right?"
I ended up going the extra mile and grabbing Wuuthrad, Staff of Magnus, Blade of Woe, Auriel's bow, and all of Miraak's gear. They might not all be Daedric artifacts, but Mr Horner is a thorough collector.

If you tell Barbus you are busy, he makes fun of you, then says meet me at haemars shame when you feel like doing something useful, and you can just fast travel to the shrine and use the in game wait function for barbas.
EDIT: Oh my god you got so lucky not looting the chest in morvunskar before you ran into the portal. I did that one time when I couldn't beat the mages, and if you grab meridia's beacon from the chest and run into the portal to the misty grove while meridia's dialogue is still going, it halts her dialogue and breaks the quest completely.

I think the reason that you can light the beehives without casting flames is so you don’t get detected while sneaking if you want to be stealthy in the quest and not using a torch that can make you visible from the light