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Ok, but he’s starting to actually have a personality in these videos, I’m here for it.

history teachers always teach in 2 ways.
1: "This is how world war 1 happened"
2: "AND THAT'S HOW I THINK THE MOAIS WERE CONSTRUCTED AND MOVED. ALL OTHER IDEAS OTHER THAN MINE ARE FALSE."

1:04 that voice crack was evil

19:10 the first photo explains that the ruby is for protection against illness and evil and in the next photo they show the queen wearing 3 of them when being close to Donald trump, the meme uses the popular theory that Queen Elizabeth uses her outfits to secretly or indirectly express her opinions on subjects because she is more or less force to stay neutral when it come to politics, and the joke is that it’s usually one ruby that is weared(judging by what the first image shows) but for Donald trump the queen decided to wear 3 of them.

On the topic of forgetting about a war:
In WW2, Poland declared war on Japan so that allies could use a Polish destroyer in the Pacific, but Japanese refused to acknowledge that declaration and everybody forgot they were at war when it came time for Japanese capitulation. Documents proving it were found and war officialy ended in 1956

You know why America and Europe can’t play chess together?




They are missing a Queen and Two Towers

16:00 How different our world would be, had two men chosen paint over politics.

That mammoth impression was actually unexpectedly good😂

I just download Twitter












Me and Oreo are having a feud

For people who don't understand it: the joke at 19:08 is that the Queen is wearing the tiara to protect herself against Trump (I think), who is implied here to be ill and evil.

Me, a historian: You know what women should be doing?
My gf: Cooking dinner?
Me: No. They should be doing the family's finances. Math hurts my brain.

11:45 That map is a trainwreck. Strangers missing an r and somehow the author thinks a seax was a stone sword when it was an iron age/early medieval type of large knife/machete/small sword.

11:01 Quarterstaff is sick af tho

I cannot find it on my shelf right now and my google-fu is weak tonight, but there is an account of a Japanese delegation in the 1800s written as a report to the government of Japan, where they toured across Asia, then Europe, then a boat to the US, across the US then back to Japan. Along the way they were tasked with evaluating everything about western culture, industry, etc. They looked at railroads, hospitals, prisons, they noted the manner of the people, the layout of the cities, everything. And since this was meant to be a government report, the author gives his very frank opinion of everything he encounters. Edit: found it; "Japan Rises, The Iwakura Embassy"

9:04 I cannot look at that spiky bug without remembering a fun fact about it.

The animal called "Hallucigenia" was not able to move backwards or to the sides. It could only move forwards...



...until all it's enemies were destroyed.

13:50
Skeleton Solider couldn't defend the dungeon

9:22

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Re: black plague 8:50
Poland's secret was hygiene. They washed often. It has been credited to Hebrew customs assimilated from all the Jews migrating there (Poland was one of few places that allowed migrating Jews to stay on good terms).
Milan's secret was strict quarantine, enforced by brute force.

The Easter islanders actually have a song for moving the moai. Similar to a sea shanty to ensure everything was done to time.