“Who are you?”
“Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“Just Rey.”
“No people, then? Rey.... Solo.”

Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay

I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.

I dont know why, but seeing Finn ignite that lightsaber always gives me chills. Being neither jedi nor sith, but still taking on that challenge.
Dude has heart

"You know, I'm something of a Sith Lord myself."


      -Palpatine to Kylo Ren

The Last Jedi is objectively a film.

Will Smith: That’s hot

points to a Anakin burning on mustafar

Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.

As a wise man once said
"McKlunkey"

In Rise of Skywalker's defense, I walked out of it still liking Star Wars.

I walked out of Cats not sure if I liked visual media anymore.

EDIT: Holy shit, I made modern Star Wars fans agree on something without the use of Baby Yoda or the “I’m Han Solo” song.

"Ow"

- Kylo Ren's last line in Rise of Skywalker

rey as a nobody was SUCH a good moment for both her arc and the series as a whole and i'll never forgive rise of skywalker for retconning that

Cosmonaut: " I am so glad I don't have to do anymore star wars reviews."

The Mandalorian


(Edit: this aged well 😅)

There’s actually 5 fake deaths in the movie. You forgot when palpatine throws Kylo into that pit in the ground and he climbs back up

“Revenge of the sith is still horrible”
It’s treason, then

@11:00 I wonder what his reaction would have been if you told him that 5 years later a TV show exploring the backstory of the character who's name he couldn't remember would be possibly the best thing Star Wars has ever made

I really wished we lived in a world where disney planned out this trilogy.

“So people didn’t like Roses character”
“Yep”
“Should we try to fix her”
“Nope just get her to go do her science project”

0/10 you didn’t talk about the Star Wars holiday special

I'm to this day just baffled how Disney paid so much money for the most important IP in their catalogue, then proceeded to not plan the whole trilogy out and contract a director for all 3. That's the foundation of all the issues here.