Can't imagine Calcelmo's face when he learns his entire life's work in artefacts was smelted down and made into mass produced bows.

The Deadric set in Morrowind always felt the coolest to me, first because of it's overall rarity, but then also because of how armour is modular in the game. Going to the ghostgate for the first time and seeing guys with individual bits of Deadric or Glass armour was so cool because it really made you feel like you were coming across genuine badasses who'd accomplished impressive feats at some point to earn them.

The reason you rotate pans when baking is because different spots in the oven have mildly different temperature ranges despite what the thermometer on the machine might say,
Such as being on the top shelf or closer to the fan unit
Rotating pans means they all are exposed to different ranges so they sort of even out in their exposure

Fun fact about goblin warlords in Oblivion, they have the highest HP of any enemy in the base game. They even surpass Mehrunes Dagon in hp if you reach level 34 since his stats are static. On the other hand, they don't have much else going for them defensively.

A Daggerfall NPC offering to trim armor for free, then dissapearing or teleporting immediately after accepting the trade would invoke some serious Gielinoric PTSD

You don't necessarily have to kill Divayth Fyr, you can cast disintigrate armor spells on him until he unequips his armor then pick-pocket it off him. He'll be aggressive the rest of the game, but if you cast calm calm humanoid whenever you need to talk to him the threads of prophecy won't be broken! Just his heart :(

skeleton:"what is my purpose?"
hero of kvatch:"to die and come back to life every second so I can train conjuration"

Actually the Cuirass being the most common piece of armour makes perfect sense. It has the most protective power over any of the other pieces (from a realism standpoint). Historically, many armies would only wear the Cuirass (often with other cheaper to produce armour, if any, complimenting it.) and the cuirass was the last piece of armour to fall out of use in the age of guns. You can see this in Early-Modern units of Gun and Pike infantry.

Must resist... watching... Sleep important... watch... laterrrrrr...

This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

So in oblivion, if your level is high enough, you could just go to a location called rockmilk cave. its in the south of the map, and contains twenty or thirty bandits fighting each other. they all have level loot, and its a great place to farm armor and weapons.

"Just Background Noise completely makes up some entirely believable lore" is my favourite segment.

Morrowind's daedric armor was always my favorite. It's rarity made it feel extra powerful and really cool to stumble upon while exploring (plus the aesthetic is the best)

In Daggerfall I usually farm daedric armor by killing the palace guards. Unlike the people walking in the town, these guards don't give you a bounty when you kill them, since palaces are viewed as dungeons, which means you can also rest there.

31:25 “I could do more alchemy, but why not feed two birds with one scone?”

The amount of one liners he sneaks in with complete deadpan delivery is astounding sometimes XD

37:22 "let me level with you" youve been levelling with us in daggerfall this whole time hee hee hoo hoo

0:06 I CAN'T ESCAPE HIM

27:16. The truest Oblivion experience.

Small tip for future Skyrim use: the Hall of the Vigilants has a stray Daedra Heart, just sitting on a platter at the head table.

Of course, since the Hall gets torched when you hit level 10, it’s a limited-time offer. :v

"stealth archers are the carcinization of Skyrim"
I love the commentary in these videos