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First story summarized: “God, Maria! Why do you have to be so worked up and emotional about being cheated on?!”

I agree on the disturbing implications of the “domesticated” anthropomorphic dog race. Anthropomorphism implies a level of sapience that would make the phrase “domesticated” sound like a nicer word for slavery.

"So how did you learn about these hair products?"
"A cartoon dragon that reads forum posts told me about them. They're so great an- hey, what's with that straight jacket you got there?"

The first story reminded me of an AITA about a woman who told her brother to not invite her ex cheating partner to his wedding (I don’t remember if op stated that the ex and the brother were friends)
And the brother decided to invite him anyway and all the friends who had covered the affair

"Am I an a-hole for going on the phone during a D&D session?"

Me and Drake at the exact same time: "YES!"

My boy Larry is getting some character development

I love r/AITA because some posts are actual moral question that you have to debate with yourself before answering, but even more are along the lines of "I committed triple homicide for funsies, am I the asshole?" and you can laugh at them

I definitely stand with our draconic Lord and savior on that first story. I've ended friendships with people bc I've found out they've cheated on their partner, it's not the kind of person you want in your life. Toss Sal out on his ass and give Maria a hug

First story: Why would you want to keep someone around who cheats on their partner? If they're that shitty of a person in real life then honestly I wouldn't want someone like that in my game.

Also the OP is letting their bias all hang out with the "she dumped him even though wanted to make things work!" shit.

Obviously, dunno what the fuck the details of the people's lives are, so this just all personal opinion.

As for the player with ADHD, they’re not an a-hole because they are ND, they’re a jerk to the party because they have the ability to manage it and put coping mechanisms into place. It’s weird that they haven’t made it a point to review the previous sessions about their own story

Here’s hoping we get a story that gets the “No A-Holes here” eventually

Friends who forced a DM who went through a nasty break up are whining about being forced to "choose a side".

Pretty clear that they already chose a side and are also friends not worth having.

First story’s rating is super deserved. I literally replayed the part where they said, “Maria dumped Sal, even though Sal wanted to work things out” to make sure I didn’t hear wrong when I thought Sal was the one who cheated. How can you write that and go, “yeah, what an unreasonable person, posting this is the move.”

OP in the last story needs new friends. Same with Maria in the first.

I can tell you right now, if my boyfriend broke up with me, especially if it wasn't a mutual "we both agree on this and we're being cordial" thing, I wouldn't continue going to dnd either.

Getting "domesticated" sounds more like a nightmare an anthro animal would have. I've played several animal races and none of them would ever want to be a pet lol

Being dumped over hair and money….I really feel for Larry. F for the Kobold.

I legitimately balk everytime I hear a cheater wants to try and salvage their relationship, no matter how offhandedly the story was told 🤢

Honestly, if any of my friends get cheated on by a friend of mine I will cut the cheater out of everything.