Anakin and Obi-Wan have a brief conversation before fighting
Seals are Good
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After Padme collapses due to being overwhelmed by sadness, Darth Academus attempts to sway Obi-Wan to his side. While initially rebuffed, he believes he can persuade Obi-Wan that he actually wants to join him with clever wordplay and linguistic wizardry.
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The quick text was as follows:
02:07 Anakin: we could have stopped Yoda doing it, and I’m offering a chance for us to stop his behavior once and for all, and perhaps reclaim the 5% of the annual Jedi budget Master Yoda has appropriated for yet more gold-plated bidets.
03:50 Anakin: Irony and Paradoxes as a reading of TToDPTW has all the appeal of a sultry rancor wearing hutt lingerie and the kind of imagination that has seen technology evolve so dramatically over the past few millenia
05:31 Dooku: weary sigh
07:06 Anakin: our most esteemed masters were daily soiling themselves with politics
15:18 this is (legends) canon
15:24 pure undiluted horror
15:44 raw disappointment
19:28 you may have thought it was a continuity error, but this one scene shows Obi-Wan (and by inference Anakin) were in fact putting their cloaks on and off throughout this conversation
22:23 Obi: and then we can see if there's any way out of the idiocy you've managed to talk yourself into. Seriously, all the best assassins are sub-contracting these days. Where is your robot that dispenses bugs to do you dirty work!?
28:15 Obi-Wan: I think I can be onboard, if only so we can keep doing our bit where we talk at agonizing length about something they find deeply uninteresting rather than to the point where they will themselves into spontaneous brain aneurysms
The thinkers were as follows:
Jedi Master Pels'dorie - Isidore of Pelusium
The Kilgi Thinker Althg - Alister E. McGrath
Jedi Thinker Bruete Wagge - Walter Brueggemann
We reference the article "Rethinking Church Models Through Scripture" in Theology Today where he provide three phases of Isreal's understanding in it's interrelationship with their god
The Chagiran Girr Gzetusao thinker - Gustavo Gutiérrez
His liberation theology was referenced
Lord Daiman - Lord Daiman
His piece "lalalala you're not real lalalalala"
The Aqualish philosopher Wilodrih Gehel - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
The Serennian philosopher Trand Ussuel - Bertrand Russell
Sapient Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits - which is actually the book Human Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits
Tri’Nocentius – Pope Innocentius III
Ineig Foec – Pope Boniface VIII
Referencing Unam Sanctam
The T'zaki thinker Machincoo - Niccolo Machiavelli
We reference his famous work The Prince, but don't name drop it.
Ggrreerrgg - Robert Greene
We mentioned his book, The 48 Laws of Power
Chancellor Bu’Ush – 100% fictional, I made them up.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Irony and Paradoces
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Academus
Dichotomy Inherent within The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise - A New Reading
Skywalker Core Four
Not really thinkers, but Ani references apophatic and kataphatic approaches to theology, which are, respectively, negative theology and positive theology. Which define knowing god (or the force in this case) through negative or positive statements.
The current stance of the Jedi Order is that of the Catholic Church, Gaudium et Spes, which is the pastoral constitution on the church in the modern world
The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.
The screenshots and footage were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, with captions added by ImgFlip. The Thumbnail was likewise created using Imgflip. All sound effects used were creative commons.
The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.
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"He told me enough! He told me you plagiarized it!"
"No, Luke, I wrote the thesis on the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise."
"That's not true! That's impossible!"
"Read the citations, you know it to be true"
"much like literally everything that's ever happened"
Is such a good joke
I can sense it's presence like the rapture, approaching us like the inevitably of time itself, coming to claim us all.
I have to be honest, he really has a point here.
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Anakin and Obi-Wan have a brief conversation before fighting
Seals are Good
47,437 views
After Padme collapses due to being overwhelmed by sadness, Darth Academus attempts to sway Obi-Wan to his side. While initially rebuffed, he believes he can persuade Obi-Wan that he actually wants to join him with clever wordplay and linguistic wizardry.
If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influence your dollars to become my dollars?: Patreon: membership
The quick text was as follows:
02:07 Anakin: we could have stopped Yoda doing it, and I’m offering a chance for us to stop his behavior once and for all, and perhaps reclaim the 5% of the annual Jedi budget Master Yoda has appropriated for yet more gold-plated bidets.
03:50 Anakin: Irony and Paradoxes as a reading of TToDPTW has all the appeal of a sultry rancor wearing hutt lingerie and the kind of imagination that has seen technology evolve so dramatically over the past few millenia
05:31 Dooku: weary sigh
07:06 Anakin: our most esteemed masters were daily soiling themselves with politics
15:18 this is (legends) canon
15:24 pure undiluted horror
15:44 raw disappointment
19:28 you may have thought it was a continuity error, but this one scene shows Obi-Wan (and by inference Anakin) were in fact putting their cloaks on and off throughout this conversation
22:23 Obi: and then we can see if there's any way out of the idiocy you've managed to talk yourself into. Seriously, all the best assassins are sub-contracting these days. Where is your robot that dispenses bugs to do you dirty work!?
28:15 Obi-Wan: I think I can be onboard, if only so we can keep doing our bit where we talk at agonizing length about something they find deeply uninteresting rather than to the point where they will themselves into spontaneous brain aneurysms
The thinkers were as follows:
Jedi Master Pels'dorie - Isidore of Pelusium
The Kilgi Thinker Althg - Alister E. McGrath
Jedi Thinker Bruete Wagge - Walter Brueggemann
We reference the article "Rethinking Church Models Through Scripture" in Theology Today where he provide three phases of Isreal's understanding in it's interrelationship with their god
The Chagiran Girr Gzetusao thinker - Gustavo Gutiérrez
His liberation theology was referenced
Lord Daiman - Lord Daiman
His piece "lalalala you're not real lalalalala"
The Aqualish philosopher Wilodrih Gehel - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
The Serennian philosopher Trand Ussuel - Bertrand Russell
Sapient Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits - which is actually the book Human Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits
Tri’Nocentius – Pope Innocentius III
Ineig Foec – Pope Boniface VIII
Referencing Unam Sanctam
The T'zaki thinker Machincoo - Niccolo Machiavelli
We reference his famous work The Prince, but don't name drop it.
Ggrreerrgg - Robert Greene
We mentioned his book, The 48 Laws of Power
Chancellor Bu’Ush – 100% fictional, I made them up.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Irony and Paradoces
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Academus
Dichotomy Inherent within The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise - A New Reading
Skywalker Core Four
Not really thinkers, but Ani references apophatic and kataphatic approaches to theology, which are, respectively, negative theology and positive theology. Which define knowing god (or the force in this case) through negative or positive statements.
The current stance of the Jedi Order is that of the Catholic Church, Gaudium et Spes, which is the pastoral constitution on the church in the modern world
The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.
The screenshots and footage were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, with captions added by ImgFlip. The Thumbnail was likewise created using Imgflip. All sound effects used were creative commons.
The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.