Diabolical opening

Bro that opening skit genuinely had me hooked😭😭

The opening is how you know cris isn’t sick anymore

The opening skit was glorious.

You see how this looks Cris

Robert Pattinson: “I wasn’t in Twilight”
Chris Hansen: “we have the footage right here, you see how this looks”

Flash hasn’t been the same since Peter revealed he was Spider-Man

What is that opening son??? 😭😭😭😭

Whenever 3C movie review starts with a skit you know it’s gonna be legendary

0:24 Baseball huh? That tracks

As a former decoy (not for Chris Hansen), I can say that the Decoy's convictions were very accurate. I didn't real Rob's potrayal as Chris as a "villain" - because one thing i learned from decoying is that you are always going to be a villain in someone's story, no matter how much "good" you do. At the EOD, if you do "good" outwardly but do not check your heart and course-correct straying motives, then it can lead to corruption and hypocrisy. But, we all fall short and are capable of falling off course, which is why it is better to check our hearts daily and remain humble. Doing good is easy, but being good takes patience. I hope that more people read the movie this way. Fantastic review, sir! :)

The opening honestly deserves to be its own entire skit bro 😭

"What would an 1,000 year old man want with a 17 year old girl. You see how this looks Edward?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We see how this looks Chris, we see you

Bro, you NAILED that impression lmao!! 🤣🤣🤣

It's hard to think about Chris Hansen without thinking about the hilarious South Park parody, the guy has the superpower to make people take a seat

2:40 that Mr. GG shout out was the closest thing to a crossover event that I'll ever get between my two favorite YouTubers 😂

The ankle joke got me dying

The cringetro + new intro combo hit like crack

This may be Chris's best intro to a video ever