RELEASE THE ELENWYN FILES

NO HOW IS AN N’WAH GONNA BORROW A YAM? N’WAH IS YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK?

I like how the least racists are ether drug filled cats or eat everyone equally.

You’re a High Elf who joins the Stormcloaks because you want to split the empire.
I’m a High Elf who joins the Stormcloaks because I respect the racism.
We are not the same.

"if their ears arent round, put them in the ground"

Gold

Pelinal's racism singlehandedly elevating the Imperial's average racism from F Tier to C tier is so fucking funny

Casual racism vs ranked, competitive racism

The Thalmor were promised Cyrodiil 3000 years ago

Imperials : We are not racist, we should be in F tier.

Pelinal Whitestrake : Oh, no you don't.

Send him 2-3 years black marsh and forget

I think you did the Redguards dirty here.

These were a people so motivated by hatred for the Sinistral elves that they literally learned how to split the atom with a sword and then proceeded to sink their own continent rather than continuing to share it with elves.

And then, upon finding a new continent to call home, they immediately got to work genociding the local Nedes, orcs, and "tall goblins."

And then, like you said, they wrote songs about it and made it their entire culture.

They should be at least on-par with the Nords, if not ever-so-slightly above them.

Pelinalwhitstrake turned Mer into Were

How the fuck a n'wah gonna borrow a sweet roll

11:55 You're kind of undermining the Pelinal's Xenocide enthusiasm. Apparently his elvish massacres were so bloody god made it rain after the battlefields to wash out the sheer amount of gore and blood he left behind.

I married a dark elf. I am a masochist.

Dunmer racism VS Altmer racism = Most racist in history VS most racist of today

The Vivec files 😭

Bro we are cooked
Wood elves: Rare medium or well done?

13% of wizards cast 50% of necromancy

the boondock bit killed me, they way you articulate yourself in such a professional, monotone manner is so effective