Bad news, coming short on Sand Kingdom moons. My legs are tired and the heat is killing me!

Fantastic video! Very well edited, and all the green screen footage of you in the kingdoms adds so much

the real problem is that mario just picks the worst spots to park.

Moon kingdom shouldn't have been 0 moons, it should have been 1 moon. Mario touched a moon as soon as he landed. The biggest one in the game, in fact.

I’d love to see what a human could do if they were carrying around a 20 foot extendable ladder

I think the Metro Kingdom being populated by humans means you can imply they have ways around the city other than captures. As such, going back in the later state seems reasonable

when i heard "as a human" i was waiting for the mid kingdom bathroom breaks and law-abiding

You could go off of the new donk city people's height, but Luigi's balloon world shows your distance to the balloon in meters. When you use that to measure Mario, lo and behold you get his canon height. Thus the new donkers are just T A L L

I feel like a lot of these areas are A LOT more traverable with like, 6 months of basic rock climbing training.

We could argue that Super Mario is around normal adult male height, but there's no Super Mushrooms in Odyssey.

If you're saying that mario is 3 foot tall, there are definitely tons of ledges you could have easily grabbed as a taller human but overlooked

14:50 Considering that Mario's world is different from our world, an assumption could be made that the moon has an atmosphere as frogs and NPCs are able to stay on the moon, as well as the fact that Mario doesn't have an air meter when on the moon compared to having an air meter underwater, both implying that the moon has a breathable atmosphere

I feel like you're underestimating your ability to just climb some of these.

Considering how many living things there are on the moon in mario Odyssey I would argue the mario moon does in fact have an atmosphere with breathable air, meaning a human would be able to survive there.

Should have collected the one for looking into the sun last, as mario isn't wearing eye protection and would have injured his eyes, making the rest of the kingdom harder to traverse. Great video btw :)

4:57: Honestly I feel like if Mario groundpounding is sufficient to make buried moons pop up out of the ground, I’m confident at least that me stomping in the same place would reveal it somewhat, if not entirely

1) if we're assuming you're almost twice as tall as mario I feel like employees only is a stretch... or the opposite of a stretch
2) you don't have to kick the rolling rocks to break them, you can pick them up and throw them into a wall, or, even easier in cases with multiple rocks, they break instantly when they touch another rock
3) while it would take a very long time, there are I 7 (I think) toadette moons that would be possible under these restrictions: 65 (5 seed moons (sand and mushroom)), 92 and 94 (owning 15 hats and outfits), 100, 101 and 102 (collect various amounts of coins) and 103 (jump 10000 times)

1:00 don't forget to pet the frogs

Things you (probably) missed

Sand:
You can dig up the moon "Where the birds gather" in the Oasis
You can get into the ruins and guide a bullet Bill to the box moon
You can buy a moon
You can tracewalk with koopa

Wooded: I think you can 1v1 a fire bro for the moon!
You can take the rock moon Sand kingdom and crush it between the moving platform in the ruins😅

Lost:
There is some hard platforming, but I think you can make your way to the moon "Avoiding Fuzzies above the Swamp"
You can get a moon by dropping down from the highest point you went to (other side of the river)

Seaside
I don't know your swimming capabilities,  but you might be able to get the moon under the dangerous ceiling by removing small bits of sand every dive
You might be able to get the underwater treasure chest for that same reason (remember, moons magically fill your lungs with fresh air!)
There is also the pipe at the beginning, which might be to small for you, but you should consider it
And finally, the treasure trap moon, just get Lucky

Mushroom
I think you can get on the castle by using the scarecrow if you buy a new hat. This allows you to ride Yoshi and get 2 apple Moons.
You can now also go into the Yoshi subarea (if you fit into the pipe) and because of Yoshi's hops and walljumps get 2 moons there
If you drain the moat and use Yoshi to eat an apple there and go through the pipe, you might stand a chance against the ruined dragon!
You can buy a moon!
You can also use Yoshi to bring water to the flowers moon
You can throw a new hat at the scarecrow and use the scooter to ride to the moon in the goomba woods
You can kill the toad that is afraid of goombas and steal his moon😊
Do you think you are faster than the koopa from koopa freerunning?
Rabbit in the gardens
Hintart in Cap!
Toadette gives:
2-6 moons by spending purple coins
3 moons by getting coins
A moon for jumping

If all of this works, that's 38 extra moons!

11:59 if you couldn’t break the crates, you could also probably push or knock them over

In wooded, you defintly can climb ‏‪that in ‏‪8:07‬‏. Just look at it, it has a lot of holes for your fingers, like it was made for climbing.