Thumbnail reminds me of the time in high school I was trying to be, like, a humanized version of the Cheshire cat from the original Alice in wonderland movie for Halloween, so I wore a purple suit coat with a pink shirt and everyone thought I was supposed to be a pimp

Do not disturb the water goddess when she's crapping behind a tree.

When I was ten I pretended to be “the lizard man” and I went around the public park on all fours hissing at children

11:04 hold on the apple jacket is actually fire

Played undertale music while my grandfather was dying in the hospital. To be fair, he said the music was "bumping, little man." So I think he liked it.

as a child in primary school i was a huge fan of undertale, still am, but you see, my first language is french, and during after school activities, i wrote "GENOCIDE" on the wall of the school with colourful chalk, not fully understanding the meaning of the word, i just knew it was the name of one of the routes you can take in the game!

i was heavily scolded by the adults, first time id ever been screamed at, and was told to wash it away immediately

this still haunts me to this day

I once taped a piece of string to my ass and went to school pretending I was a mouse. I hate that this video made me remember that

"Later we caught the water goddess shitting behind a tree."

"Its smaller than the slope where y is null" goes hard

tried to convince people i was born in the capital of china? i am the whitest possible white boy ever. i am from alabama. at the time i didn't even know what the capital was and would make up the capital name every time i was asked. someone asked me to translate their name into mandarin and i panicked and cried. i don't think anyone believed me

4:05 For anyone wondering, a "dress down day" is when a uniformed school has a day where the children are permitted to wear normal clothing instead, usually with some kind of theme but not always
Edit: I am from Northeastern US and went to a uniformed private school, that's what it was called there :)

The “peeing white” thing reminded me of something I did in 6th grade. We were in the archery unit, and one of my friends had a crazy shot where the arrow hit the very top of the target and pierced through it. I thought it was a really cool and rare shot so I start going around school telling people about the archery shot that did this: 👉👌 to the target. When people laughed at me I thought they were laughing at the shot and I did this 👉👌 again. It wasn’t until lunch that a classmate walked over to me and told me “you gotta stop”

RAT MOSES MONDAY

In middle school, I used to translate TF2 lines to Portuguese and say them unironically.

One time I got in a fight and said "grass grows, Birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people" I then got sucker punched so hard I got knocked out. Average Brazilian experience

Ok maybe in grade school it wouldn’t be as cool but I feel like if you dropped “don’t disturb the water goddess during her contemplation time” in college you’d be a fucking hit.

When you’re younger and neurodivergent, this happens way too often.

At a young age, I somehow got the impression that forgetting your backpack was what the cool kids do, so I went to school without my backpack. I was still young enough to be walked to school by my mom and she explained the situation to my teacher while the students were lining up. At the end of the day someone asked me where my backpack was and I replied “I forgot it.” I thought I sounded so cool, but then my teacher butted in and said “your mom told me you screamed ‘i dont WANT to bring my backpack!’”

During highschool I tried to make "Ow! Right in my Lasagna!" a thing, it  never caught on.

6:35 that guy is really hardcore and cool.

when i was 16 my parents put me in charge of managing their craigslist listing selling an old non-running scrap car. instead of answering any questions from people interested in the car, i replied to every email with a full breakdown correcting all of their spelling and grammar mistakes. i was so proud of this that i screenshotted every single email and kept them in a special folder, then sent them to a girl i liked to impress her. we did not end up dating lol