Imagine being a tavern owner just wanting to relax playing gwent after a hard day of work and some mf witcher pulls out this little number

This Gwent Game felt like the cold war with the amount of spies that was involved.

peasant: “help me sir Witcher!! a monster tis attacked our village!”
Geralt: Gwent?
Peasant: nods head

Bot: passes
Geralt: tries to hold all of his entire deck in two hands

184: Who are you?
560: Death

Congratulations, you win 2 x silk.

Villager: So, you lost. Guess I'll have a card from you then?
Gerald: No.
Villager: But... If you won, you would have gotten one from me?
Gerald: Yes. Your rarest one. Let's play again!

Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead

I like how 90% of the power each side has is because of the other's spy cards

This guy playing Gwent: *Gets really cool cards from spies*
Me playing Gwent : *Gets 2 weather cards from a single spy *

To be honest, I couldnt play like this, without getting half my deck scorched by the burning card.

Imagine doing all of this and they had weather cards.

You know you’ve played to much Gwent when all the cards are in German and you still know what they say and do...

Gwent is one of the best mini games I have ever seen in a single player rpg. I wish the official gwent game was more like this version.

I’m a gwent fiend. I eat, sleep, and breathe gwent. What’s a Witcher? What’s this about a war? Who is Ciri? My geralt exists only to play gwent.

For the newcomers wondering why there are 5 blue stripes commandos. There were originally 5 at the games launch, but they ended up reducing down to 3 in a patch

Now I think Witcher 3 is a great card game. The adventure game aspect that revolves around it I think makes the card game more alluring

That one Moment your enemie just passed and your cool laying all the rest of your hand, shortly before you just noticed, there is one more round ....

you always know it’s gonna be a good match when you redraw a spy card

I remember how proud I was when I got 102 points in a round...