When I learned Gwent I completely forgot about Ciri

Imagine getting 200+ points in a round and losing by 400+

Gwent version of "Parry this you fucking casual"

Pov: you're an innkeeper trying to relax after a hard day's work then some random witcher pulls this little number

Im not even gonna lie that ai was playing so good i thought it was a real person for a while lmao

when the mini game is actually more addictive than the base game!

If the computer had been smart enough to hold off bringing back Villentretenmerth until later, it would’ve ruined his whole day… Half his front row was 13’s for most of the third round.

Корчмарь бежал в ужасе когда увидел что лезет из колоды

When someone shows their crazy elevated score in gwent i connect with them on the same level as if they shared a photo of a cool stick they found in the woods.

5:34 the way the numbers escalated quicker than freaking Falcon Heavy

legend is comeback

I wish I could use it more because it's so satisfying but the Skellige deck is so infuriatingly tedious and requires near-perfect rng to actually use properly.

I'm struggling to put together the entire skelligd deck, I come here to get inspired lmao

Spies getting passed around so much they forget which side they're on

damn that npc held out like a champ, i dont think ive seen ai go over 200 in my playthroughs. my ai, even on hard gwent difficulty, doesnt seem to understand the mechanics of the cards. ive seen ai scorch itself, play weather cards that only harms his cards and they love passing first round after i play a bunch of spies then desperately playing their hand as i waste their resources by playing my weakest cards and the rest of my spies.

"There is no skellige deck in the game of gwent!" -random dwarf

5:44 those 2 last cards probably Scorch, nice outsmarted him!

Отличная партия! И каждая карта вышла на поле в своё время! Обмен шпионами вообще на недостижимой высоте!😅

Hated gwent in my first 2 playthroughs, loved it in the next 2 play throughs while getting the plat twice

I dream to be like this guy someday