I DON’T KNOW I’M IN THE DARK

this PSA feels like your the only sober person in a room of twenty and No One is making sense

Legends say that girl is still in the dark

IMDb trivia:

Ted Danson participated in this film to fulfill community service obligations he earned due to a large number of unpaid traffic and parking fines incurred in the Los Angeles area.

honestly as weirdly edited and trippy as this PSA is, I appreciate that they weren't just saying "because it's a sin" or whatever... they actually tried to give reasons why you'd want to make sure you trust your partner etc before jumping into bed, and tried to give a heads up about fboy manipulation tactics, and at the end said if nothing else at least use protection

"I was in love once, now she's a lesbian" can we get that on merch?

the gunshots switching to people laughing makes the beginning feel like an old serial killer documentary 😭

The “hi I’m 3 vowels” absolutely sent me for longer than it should have.

Guys just remember if you want to pause this video use your finger

If I ever get the opportunity to meet Jason Bateman, I’m bringing in a screenshot of this PSA for him to autograph.

Asian kid saying love improves “his” grades was kind of hilarious

I'm 46 now and clearly remember watching this in 8th grade health class ...in an auditorium full of confused 13 and 14 year-olds just thinking ...."Ted Danson??" 😂

I am ten minutes in and already feel like I'm on drugs.

Guys with their nose across their cheek was a jab at jocks. He was basically saying that women throw themselves at the big dumb jocks but he said it in the most idiotic farmer boy lingo to ever exist.

This video plays on a 24/7 loop in the bad place.

The siblings hosting it look like they are in love with eachother.

It was the mid-80s, everyone was on coke. You have to remember that the country was recovering from a decade of tripping balls. If you weren't there, you simply can't comprehend how wild everything was.

"Ted never pulls out"
-Some funny  chatter

“I’ll still respect you tomorrow” makes it seem like they don’t respect you- if anyone says that ever, run the opposite direction.

Aura contractually required Gunnar to fix the bangs for their ad read