So is the Russian accent…on his mom’s side?

Bold decision to show EVERY angle of that empty restaurant with the nonstop background chatter and plate clanking.

PLS I CAN’T BREATHE THE ACTORS R LITERALLY JUST YAPPING

And they honestly think they can replace this sort of beautiful cinematic masterpiece with AI.....NONE OF THEM WOULD EVER THINK OF PLATE CLANKING AND CONSTANT INDOOR BIRDS!

GUNNAR TV UNCIRCUMCISED MY FAVORITE!!!!

iconic that the russian mob boss father has an american accent for some reason

Every time someone shows me a "bad movie" i think "it can't be THAT bad. " And then they knock my socks off in the worst way

It’s nice to put down my slosh pipe after a long day and enjoy a movie with my platonic friend Gunnar

I like to think the speech bubbles were like a director's commentary sorta thing and they were meant to be cut.

the blind date thought bubbles are sending me

Movie opens in Moscow:

Two of the most American middle aged men I’ve ever seen enter the restaurant, all the cars have US plates, everyone is speaking English in an American accent, and everything is written in English except for the one dudes thought bubble.

Amazing.

*Edit: then the woman who was singing starts speaking in a terrible attempt at a Russian accent and everyone else follows suit. This is peak cinema.

How does this movie have more small talk than the Vampire movie? Like I'm going insane hearing the constant yapping from the actors, like isn't this an action movie?

Gunner you did it. You’ve found the official worst movie ever made.

This has to be like “dumbest frat kid you know has to make a student film that has to be over an hour and 20 minutes long for his final project of his film class” because otherwise i cannot comprehend someone sitting down and making this and having the courage to release it into the public

According to IMBD they did actually have a secondary film crew in Russia. Which is doubly weird that we never see any footage from that apparently.

did the one actor quit half way through and they just decided to film the back of another guy's head? 😭

I feel like bro couldn't remember his lines and said whatever came to his head

i really do love that they could have either let bro reshoot every single scene where hes just stuttering/repeating/saying the wrong thing/improving, or they could have just not finished this movie AT ALL and they still produced it. the definition of against all odds fr.

The thought bubbles are frying me

Was the joke "a Russian with no baggage?" Maybe it was a bad translation lol