I love how Jerma's crops take like 0.4% of his farmland and the meteor lands right on top of them. It's not enough that the whole village hates him, God hates him as well.

Old streamer gives local 7 year old boy a chunk of copper before DRENCHING him in water on his birthday

i like to come back and rewatch this and be reminded of the absolute worst Stardew start a player could have lol

1:57:39 thank u to the person that uploaded this before the vod expired for the people like me that want to come and watch this almost a decade later 🙏

What never fails to make me laugh is the series of events where Jerma learns that his lover Pam actually isn't dateable, donates his diamond expecting a cash bonus (there is no bonus), doesn't actually have enough copper for Clint as he thought,  has a crisis that nobody likes him in the town, and then blows up the crops he's been growing for weeks...

MmAAAAghaaaaagh, the Pelicanese parsnips, have always been celebrated for their excellence.

The meteor landed right on his fuckin' beans lmao

I can't stop laughing. He blew up the peas... the ones he'd been growing for weeks... they were like 1 day away.

Local streamer donates diamond to museum, expects money in return, and Cherry bombs museum out of anger when they win't pay him for his donation

I'd like to point out that the chance of a meteor strike is 1% each night and Jerma encountered one on the 16th day. If that wasn't absurd enough, of the 3472 possible tiles it could've hit it landed directly on his crops.

Of all the tiles on his farm, the fact that the meteor fell directly on his few crops and obliterates them within his first few hours with the game is the funniest and most jerma thing on earth

3:55:40 the meteor lands in his crop. 5:09:48 jerma blows up the rest of his crop.

I love how he calls Lewis "grandpa"

jerma: goes outside and immediately starts hitting weeds with the axe
me: [sobbing]

Jerma expecting to immediately get hearts just for talking to people a few times or giving them garbage is hilarious. Like, you can see there are 10 total, if all it took to get 1 heart was talking to them a few times it'd be so easy to max everyone.

Jerma slowly goes insane on a farm simulator.

almost everything in this stream is a disaster, yet he still had fun, what an inspiration

Jerma didn't know this but the meteor that landed on his crops is a random event, and has a 1% chance of it happening.

Jerma, very smugly: "Check this."

Blows all of his crops up

I don’t know how Jerma manages to make relaxing games chaotic