bizarre that he's now a father of two. thank god he was already equipped to take walks with them in tactical scenarios

Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart

I’m just sad the “stroller for men”isn’t a stroller that I, a man, can sit in

I like the amount of edited comments and replies like "I thought this was gonna be announcing Laura's pregnancy" followed by "GOD DAMN IT-"

The grown-up mode is for the situations where the dad gets injured in a warzone. Stroller protects the baby, who can now swap to push the dad to safety. It considers every possible scenario. Truly tactical.

As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.

I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it.

A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day.

Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”,  and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.

I wonder if, since becoming a father, Danny has encountered any situations in which he was ambushed by guerrilla fighter and had to protect his baby with this stroller

Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad

Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.

I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma

Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"

I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working

I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.

This feels exactly like the type of product an Army vet with a "rules for dating my daughter" shirt would buy

Adding a gun to a dumbell taped onto a chewbacca toy and calling it a tactical baby is absolutely inspired

I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.

I'm genuinely amazed by how Danny can make a video out of anything and manage to still make it really entertaining

“One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they’re going” is a hysterical line

Danny: “Then again I’ve never been a father”
His wife: “Not for long”