Guy's I'm starting to think the private tech sector isn't for solving problems like curing cancer but instead for expanding the surveillance state and maximizing profits through the elimination of labor :(

Even in the form of an ai image... That dog grooming machine gives off absolutely diabolical vibes... It looks like a pet euthanasia pod.

As a dog groomer an ai washing machine for dogs is terrifying! Dogs need so much care when they’re stressed and you’re trying to lock them in a box! Wild!

The shy infant robot which is basically a toy from the 2000s just goes to show how adding AI in front of anything makes it sell like hot cakes

Danny saying he'll outrun the doorcam by running zig zag as if running from a croc is very florida coded of him

i'm just imagining a dog drowning in a plastic tub while relaxing elevator music plays just slightly too loud

i’m sobbing why would someone describe their product as a shy little infant

dude the fucking image of a tiny dog trapped inside a plastic cube, power washed and then blow dried from every angle while extremely loud soothing music plays and some dude observes the whole process with cold indifference

That AI generated “fox” wasn’t even a fox. That was a coyote.

the ad for Sundaysfordogs was nice and all but sus he never disclosed that his dog Sunday is actually the sitting CEO of the company and it's named after her

The AI generated mockups is what does it for me. Why should I bother to care about a product you couldn't even be bothered to design?

Danny: Technology nowadays is weird
Kurtis: Technology nowadays is scary
Drew: Technology nowadays is stupid, and I hate it

Him casually pronouncing “jizai” as “jizz ai” killed me 😂

The real question is why does every company think we want everything to be AI now, like no thanks. Why are we solving all the wrong problems with technology 😂

4:45 “Trick or treat!”

”YOU ARE IDENTIFIED AS A NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONELL. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE THE PROPERTY.”

why treat pets like an object that you throw into a washing machine and it just cleans it, like if you don’t want to take care of your dog

DONT GET A DOG??

That security AI just reminded me of the post where someone's doorbell camera locked them out because the face recognition locked onto his Batman tshirt.

I find it funny how they called the security robot EVE because Eve from wall e would blow up anything that moved

1:26 now I won’t have to put my dog in with the laundry anymore this is huge

10:04
step one: purchase a mirumi.
Step two: purchase a furby.
Step three: remove the arms with the latching mechanism from the mirumi.
Step four: attach the arms to the furby.

You have now acquired the outgoing baby 👍