Danny driving made me realize that people call him Mr. Gonzalez and it’s weird because... because.

Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.

Danny, who has no facial hair, trying to review a razor:

I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

Alternate title: “Man Bludgeons innocent endangered creature tied up in his basement”

How in the world did he get access to Jaystation's basement.

I literally was like “a video of Danny I hadn’t seen?” Then realized it was from today

Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.

Danny, begging of you to develop a fear of electrocution. Like just a mild, healthy fear.

That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.

Danny’s really out here flexing on us with his huge ass basement and a Tesla

"As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me."
Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole YouTube thing doesn't pan out.

I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement

We’re just not gonna talk about how Danny drives a Tesla i guess, that’s so sick

"It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical bash light that you could use in a practically brash fight."
I love this line.

Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever

Danny hit the nutcracker because he’s still afraid of what he saw with the tac visor

fun fact: Danny actually really wanted these products so he made this video as a tax write off

Danny is the only Tesla owner ever that hasn't told everybody on YouTube about it. Congrats, Danny!

I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.