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The Great and Glorious ME! | Thanquol Total War: Warhammer III Inspired Song

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Watch-watch, praise-praise, and share my glory with every miserable creature you know. I would spread the word myself, but delegation is the burden of genius.

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Lyrics:

hahahaha
We're going to destroy...
THE MOOOOOON!
hahahaha

I’ve got schemes within schemes you could never conceive
And a long list of triumphs you’d best-best believe
The Council may summon me, and threaten me, and sneer
til they crawl-beg for help from your favorite Grey Seer

THANQUOL!
THANQUOL!
THANQUOL!

All hail the great and glorious me!
The finest mind in history!
Sing-sing my praises! Bend-bend the knee!
How fortunate to serve-serve me!
You do the dying and I’ll do the rest
Think of the honor of serving the best!
what would the old world be without me?
Let’s never find out... now-now shall we?

My master plan was fool proof! The timing precise!
I checked every angle! I counted it twice!
The guns blew apart? Sabotage! Can’t you see?
A plot-trick by rivals to discredit me!
Huh?
What's that?
The dwarf-thing survived? And his pet poet too?
Then somebody here has some dying to do
My scheme-plan was perfect! My orders were clear!
Bone ripper, why is that one still here?

All hail the great and glorious me!
The finest mind in history!
Sing-sing my praises! Bend-bend the knee!
How fortunate to serve-serve me!
The Horned Rat says I should take-take my due
How kind-kind of Him! And how costly for you!

More warpstone! More slave-things! More fat-meat to chew!
More paws for the tasks I’m too precious to do!
Get down in the dirt! Make a stair of your spine
What a wonderful use for a life beneath mine!

A pinch-sniff of warpstone and my thoughts become clear
Another is plotting, I smell-smell it from here
That sneak-thief wants my robes! That one wants my seat!
And this one was too eager to kiss-kiss my feet!
Theyre lurkin under the floorboards!
They’re in the goddamn walls!

How flattering, really!
They fear me, yes-yes, one and all

All hail the great and glorious me!
The finest mind in history!
Sing-sing my praises! Bend-bend the knee!
How fortunate to serve-serve me!
You do the dying and I’ll do the rest
Think of the honour of serving the best!
Sing-sing louder! Let all agree
There’s only one name worth remembering
Thanquol!
Thanquol!
Thanquol!
The great…
The glorious…
ME!

Human-made // AI Assisted (Suno, ChatGPT, Claude, MiniMax H3, Seedance 2.5)

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20 Comments

@Gibsoncheg 7 days ago (edited)

- How many references do you want in video?
- Yes-yes

@CJBerdomas 7 days ago

Other Chaos Gods’ champions: Earned their position or represent their ideals.

The Great Horned Rat: You amuse me.

@imtired9395 7 days ago

Thanqol is the only Skaven who would have the cheek sing a villain song in his own honor.

@yahaloo7883 7 days ago

Impressive! They managed to capture Gotrik and Felix without outnumvrimg them. It was barely equal with 100 rats to 1

@vudoga6082 7 days ago

Alright, fine, instead of Nagash my first End Times playthrough will be Thanquol. You've convinced me, this was amazing.

@antitroller101 5 days ago

It amazes me how far AI has come in such little time. Before it could not animate a human simply eating without said human turning into a chaos spawn, now it animates a skaven music video (and eating) without much issue.

@cadenboissineau4604 6 days ago

Skaven in other books: nightmare fest.
Skaven books:

@jajsem1109 7 days ago

"You will do the dying and I´ll do the rest!"
:D

@eviljoshy3402 7 days ago

I love how the rats are like "Let's blow up the moon. What could possibly go wrong?"

@Lucasf-u9x 7 days ago (edited)

OMG a Disney villain song, complete with animation. amazing and awesome. plus memes WOW.
And the best part. he still failed at killing Gotrik and felix.

@sgtwand5456 5 days ago

the first thing i heard said about Thanquol is that hes the Warhammer equivalent of a scooby do villain, and giving him a Disney esque villain song seems fitting

@Zonagon_Knightingale 7 days ago

2:34 Changed the whole animation style just for a "Blark and Son" Reference. Brilliant.

@TwistyRoll-99 7 days ago (edited)

2:16 "A pinch-sniff of warpstone" Thanquol says. - Shows a glowing, miniature-sized Warpmount Everest dumped onto the table. Sure buddy, lmao!!

@TwistyRoll-99 7 days ago

At this point, someone should just make a full-blown Disneyesque Gotrek & Felix moive, with Thanquol as the main Villain. It would be absolutely hilarious XD

@moonrock115 5 days ago

What Thanquol thinks he sounds like when he’s high on Warp-Snuff:

Also what Thanquol is really like:

@Warforge26-o6b 7 days ago

Disney villain songs are among my favorites when it comes it Disney, I can safely say this captures the vibe. Also you did well portraying Scaven paranoia with memes.

@frodojojo1234 5 days ago

My favorite line is "The Horned Rat says I should take my due/ how kind-kind of him and how costly for you!"

Lit one of the best lines imo

@gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954 7 days ago (edited)

I love it - this song really captures the essence of Thanquol's self-obsessed, paranoid, megalomanic persoanlity. It is weird how good a fit for a Disney villain Thanquol is.