George being shocked by the amount of new countries that have gained independence from the UK and France has me dead.

hope the driving test went alright pal

2:49  uk became country in 1801 when Northern Ireland joined Gb. Gb became country in 1707 when England and Scotland United. England became country in 927, when King Æthelstan conquered the last Viking kingdom of York.

Hey look, its 8 inch George

since about 2013-2015 wikipedia has been reliable but before that anyone could edit it, we did a project on the moon landing in year 6 and someone edited Buzz Aldrins wikipedia page to say his daughters names were scrambled and egg, and it stayed like that for 2 months.

figuring out you've got a driving test by trying to get on r/seduction is something

As a continously-sovereign state in its current form, the US is in fact one of the oldest. BUT, as a nation, it is one of the very newest. Very important distinction

3:03 but you've only looked at ages of currently existing countries as we define them now. The poster said every existed.

"if she were spice, she'd be flour" is from Bob's Burgers

2:36 george finding colonialism

That Barbara reply is a hood classic, truly Hall-of-Fame worthy. 🤣

18:26 Hope your test went well mate!

George shitting on assmoldold? Absolutely here for it, thank you George.

the british empire is so dead tht a brit forgot colonization was a thing

Seduce that driving test.

George run us down some diet coke, we're all out

7:52 the reason why there's a big obesity crisis in southern usa is because the south has a really high poverty rate so eating fast food is cheaper then actually buying groceries so yeah unfortunately its mainly due to low income

3:46 Wikipedia is great for the most part, but it being publicly edited has caused massive issues in the past, the church of scientoloy and the mormons have both vandalised their pages and other pages to an extent that they're both meant to be banned from editing.

1:13 what’s even worse is that 2025 is not even the USA’s 250th year. we became independent in 1776. this year, 2026, is the 250th year. 😭😭😭

that wikipedia page on oldest countries, is like the most washed wikipedia page i have ever seen