Only Alpharad would upload a video trying to win with every hero in marvel rivals the day before a new hero is added

his first time playing widow was still better than zaza my god

The pain of healer. If teamates dodged damage like they do heals, they wouldn't need heals in the first place.

In a year you’re going to need to redo this video with double the characters and I can’t wait

The story of Kevin now gets to be shown to the world

I really felt it watching Jacob get flamed as healer while his team literally does everything in their power to not get healed

“You’re bad at Jeff”
Meanwhile the Luna: 1-9

Setting up with Punisher to just shoot down the chokepoint, realizing they are portaling and going "This does not change my gameplan" sums up Punisher so well

Since the launch of Rivals I've been chasing my white whale of Perfect Captain America gameplay: the elusive 0/0/0 game. My stack fucking hates me.

As a lord jeff player, the teammates ignoring the bubbles is so relatable. I’ve learned that instead of placing them on the ground, use them on yourself when you about to die, and use the healing splash to heal your teammates, also people have a habit of only touching that bubble when they’re at full HP.

1:11:57 dang he had such a miserable time he called the hawkeye hanzo

I think out of every character in the game, it logistically makes sense that Jeff would be the one to be called a slur

Jeff made that guy activate his inner cod lobbyist and whipped out the slurs, this truly is voice chat gaming

36:00 this is maybe one of the most accurate depictions of Marvel Rivals I've ever seen. Player proceeds to miss 90% of their shots on a target, goes "GUYS CMON WHAT'RE WE DOING" then the game ends and is like "Man, what was team UP TO-"

adding a "made my team use slurs" tierlist chart almost made me choke on my frappe

As a Winter Soldier main, you gave it your best shot Jacob and the fact that you said that Bucky was one of your worst characters almost surprises me.

7:42 the fact that the person who did the worst on the team was tryna trash talk is funny asl

AS A JEFF MAIN I DO NOT AT ALL CLAIM THAT JEFF! hes honestly such a versatile strategist if played correctly and is so fun to play IF you plan your ults correctly to completley wipe out the whole other team :3

7:50 "but he also gets a badass sword this way, and I like the badass sword"

Bad news, Alpha :(

16:55 i popped off so hard when kevin got the ult cancel on cloak & dagger, my goat could never be washed