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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure don't make a LICK of sense.

Toonarii

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Jojo's is a series widely known for taking itself serious in the face of complete NONSENSE 😭 and its honestly why its one of my favorite animes ever tbh. I wanted to get on here and talk about some of the greatest ASSPULLS ive ever seen in a show like things that just happen with no further elaboration or when the most random sht happens and they spend the next half of the episode trying to explain it 😭I would love to have talked more about each part + part 6 but ts already long and took me long enough as is. sorry I was gone for so long, parts of this video were recorded during the process of moving so some parts might sound different, (sorry about that too lol). hope you guys enjoy, Thank you.

Chapters:

0:00 Intro
0:50 Part 1
6:05 Part 2
11:11 Part 3
23:01 Part 4
28:04 Part 5
37:27 Conclusion

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MUSIC USED (In Order of Appearance)

1. TEKKEN 5 - Prologue Theme
2. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - The Bow and Arrow
3. JJBA - King Crimson
4. JJBA - Italian Restaurant
5. Death Note Theme
6. JJBA - Ancientry
7. The Boondocks - Uncle Ruckus Theme
8. JJBA - Day Job
9. JJBA - Stardust Man Appears
10. Courage the Cowardly Dog - Crisis Theme
11. Elden Ring - Shadow of the Erdtree
12. Night of the Consumers - A Loyal Employee
13. LittleBigPlanet - The Chrysalis of Eternity
14. JJBA - The Fate Which Still Remains
15. JJBA: Eyes of Heaven - Weather Report Battle
16. DBFZ - Beerus Theme
17. JJBA: EoH - Mode Select
18. JJBA: EoH - Higashikata House
19. JJBA: All-Star Battle - Come Into My Room... (thats the name)
20. JJBA - Yoshikage Kira Theme
21. JJBA: EoH - Options
22. JJBA - pensare
23. JJBA: All-Star Battle - Cinderella's Impeccable Taste
24. TEKKEN 4 - Opening Theme
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25. JJBA - doppio
26. JJBA: EoH - Naples Station
27. MaGicXBeatS - Jazz Lounge
28. toonarii - (UNRELEASED)

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20 Comments

@perunapelaaja_1772 1 year ago

joseph can predict what his opponents say because jjba is a manga and he is british, so he reads it from left to right instead of right to left

@heavenwaits 1 year ago

araki’s italy obsession is so funny when you speak even a little bit of italian. getting packed up by a dude named fish and his buddy orange

@optillian4182 11 months ago

They don't call it "Jojo's Normal Adventure", buddy.

@jotarokujo3603 6 months ago

I love that when giving an example of Bucciaratti's crew being violent. You didn't mention that they "non lethally" decapitated their enemy, hung him up by a fishhook through the eyelid and set his glasses to amplify the sun onto his eyeball like a magnifying lens.
Bro is hanging there, as a head, eyeball cooking while these maniacs do a choreographed dance routine. 😂

@darkjelly944 1 year ago

"Giorno is the biggest nerd about the most random shit."
To be fair, he was living in a boarding school at the beginning, so he was probably studying stuff like zoology, entomology, and botany in order to get the most usage out of his stand. Or maybe he already had a passion for that stuff and his stand just reflects that. Chicken or egg?

@lord_toaster 10 months ago

20:10 The funniest part about the whole Wheel of Fortune bit was that they were MAKING FUN OF THE PLOT ARMOR. The driver quite literally said "I win! Part three is over!" before Jotaro busts out of the ground and questions who would replace him as the mc.

@kameronrobinson3743 1 year ago

when i see "don't make a LICK of sense." dude i get all giddy n shit cause ik peak finna be witnessed

@nukeleo3 1 year ago (edited)

"If your heart is wavering, do not shoot."

@adonis2924 11 months ago

I literally always say "I wish I could watch JoJo for the first time again" this gave me that itch on my brain I needed lmao forgot how diabolical it truly was

@ThatOneGuyWhoAsked 1 year ago

Ngl Dio’s generational hate is kinda admirable

Sometimes I be thinking “damn, I don’t be hating enough” 😭

@Infinight_Mage 1 year ago (edited)

5:59 alr, let me explain. Hamon is created and controlled by breathing. Will’s pinkie itself didn’t heal Jonathan, he hit Jonathan in a specific part of his diaphragm that caused him to start using Hamon involuntarily. Hamon breathing can be used to heal one’s wounds which is how his arm was suddenly fixed after getting hit. Don’t ask me how exactly Hamon heals the body tho, I couldn’t tell you with a gun to my head

@JohnBryett-wt9uj 11 months ago

21:51 the reason villains kill dogs so much is that Araki loves dogs and having the villain kill them makes them seem way more evil

@ghostyyy05chuuuu 1 year ago (edited)

It's not called "JoJo's BIZZARE Adventures" for nothing 😭😭

@bryanmay4070 1 year ago

Love this series but "gaslit" truly is the best word lol. I remember when I watched the first season and I text my friend when Jonathan used Hamon underwater "Yo did I miss something? When did he learn to do that?" and that's when I realized I just had to submit.

@pedro472nome4 10 months ago (edited)

the funniest thing about the flying jacket guy is that since stands werent a thing yet hyding inside clothing is just a skill he learned

+ In defense of Giorno, if you had superpowers wouldnt you want to learn more about their nature si you can use them more eficiently? (some of his shenanigans are still fucking insane tho)

@Helpfulhollow 1 year ago

We got some killer lines in this,
"Dio makes it his goal to wake up the next day as more of a hater than he was yesterday"
"Joseph wins almost all his fights, not with the power of friendship but by rage baiting"
"Dio is shooting anything and everything under the damn sun with those arrows"
"Everyone who's ever owned a stand arrow has their own motives but end up shooting anybody anyway"
"Giorno could cure cancer, he's just too busy being a gang member"

@BardicMonk 1 year ago

As a Hispanic, I love that the main power for the first two arcs is the "Power of Ham."

@MisoTsuki08 11 months ago (edited)

the funny part is that the orangutan's stand and the car is a BOUND stand, which means anyone that isnt a stand user can see it as well

@Mr_Jumbles 1 year ago (edited)

Skipped the fact part 4 just for no reason what so ever has a literal alien.
Like a literal non human creature FROM SPACE.
He just shows up, says he's a alien, basically confirms he's an alien, and the characters just accept it and the story moves on as if this is just normal.

@dariancastro5575 1 year ago

21:44 Funny enough, he did confirm he does not hates. He actually loves dogs and that’s why he makes them die gruesomely because everyone can immediately understand how evil is the character who killed them and root for their downfall.