The funniest thing about Wojtek to me is that he got promoted to Corporal meaning that a bear outranked several humans in their company.

Fun fact about Vojtek he was so used to and loved by his fellow soldiers that he would bath with them in the showers. So one night he saw a man enter the showers and followed him in. The man freaked out alerting the Polish soldiers to the fact he was a spy.

I like the idea that the DOOM demons didn't invade Australia, not because "its already occupied", but because there WAS an initial attempt, but the fucking wildlife is so goddamned deadly that the demons instantly gave up and declared Australia a no-go zone, pulling all their (surviving) forces out.

Australia is God's testing servers

Steve Irwin had no problems wrestling crocodiles but was legit afraid of cassowaries.

The funniest thing ever is that, if you play the Doom games and look at the demonic invasion map ... Demons are NOWHERE TO BE SEEN toward the land down under. They are SCARED of going to Australia ... Even demons don't wanna deal with that wildlife

16:05 that wasnt the only way he helped, but moral support is very important for the longevity of an army.

The USA navy has also done the "give an animal a rank so its not a pet" for ships cats and some dogs. Soldiers really like their animal companions.

The cordyceps is not ONLY in Australia, is in other parts of the world as well, they just found a new strand of the fungui on Australia.

There's two reasons to avoid trying to touch Koalas, and they are;
1. They have very sharp claws and a bit of a temper.
2. They carry a strain of chlamydia that humans can catch, but scientists are working on curing that.

I feel like aliens will find our wildlife either highly normal, or existentially horrifying. There's gotta be NO in-between. 😂

2:11 Toby: "but one thing I do know-"
Me: "It's that Ausies are built different."
Toby: "-they're extremely brave for doing that."
Me: "...so like I said..." 😂

Yeah, Crocs just keep growing. And that's why they die. They grow so big that their body can't keep up and they die.

Cassowaries are just raptors that forgot to go extinct

1:10 nope. Kangaroos are just deer that went to prison, did about 5 to 10 years and then got released

Australia is just God's test server

Australia is the world's test server that never got debugged

Private Wojtek is killing me 😭 Whoever decided to do that trade, they knew what they were doing lmaooo

3:38 reaction got me dying bruh XD

You punch a Kangaroo in the face ... The kangaroo kicks through your face ...