Please enjoy your background noise for the weekend :)

Imagine you are running a travel store in a well protected city located in some hellish post apocalypse desert. After a long day of selling maps and trading backpacks. Some robot sprints in, doesn't even look at your wares, just goes straight to stealing shit. And, like a metallic roadrunner, he sprints off into the horizon. Avoiding his pursuers at mach 5. I'd give up and shut the store down for good. You're not gonna be making any money with a menace like that on the loose.

One advantage I’ve found that skeleton martial artists get over other races, is that they don’t hurt themselves when their attacks get blocked.

I like to think that Girth messed with Cat Lon so he put him in debt, told everyone to hate him and disabled him for a couple handred years. Only him to wake up and work his way to the top

I have no idea what this game is all about but I am in a sleep deprived delirium at 2:35am and am enjoying myself.

"We just want to be friends!" swings sword "BEST OF FRIENDS"

This is why I love Kenshi, despite having only bought it two days ago

-100 relations with every faction just makes me wonder what the hell did Girth do?

I like to think that girth actually was “dead” and disassembled but somehow during getting scrapped the canibals  somehow reactivated him and he came back to life with no memory’s. But whoever he was before did a lot of things to a lot of people so that’s why everyone hates him and where he got all the debt from

My headcannon for why Girth is in his predicament, is that he was a bandit leader, of some infamy and power.

Managed to piss off the major factions enough that they made a temporary alliance.

And stomped his faction while girth was away getting drunk and gambling all his sizable fortunes away.

Got back home, realized how fucked he was as all his funds were taken while he was gone.

Said fuck that I’M not dealing with this shit and factory reset himself.

Unaware that a few of his men were nearby, while stole his limbs to sell off.

And so OUR Girth woke up limbless with nothing but a small internal note telling him his name and his situation.

But none of the why or how it came about.

Maybe his past self hoped that because Girth was a new person the factions and people of Kenshi would forgive the debts he had accrued, forgetting that literally everyone hated his guts.

Current Girth has no clue what his past self thought but he has to deal with the consequences one way or another.

Mostly because current Girth is still too “Young” to safely pull the same thing old Girth did and factory reset himself to get out of having to deal with the situation.

I know you probably already know by now but, NPC's no matter what will despawn if the area they're in isn't loaded, unless they're on a pole / in a cage of course, to prevent this, keep a second character near your prisoner and he'll not despawn.

when he was saying he doesnt know any skeleton bed he could use for free and so would have to make his own and work his way up, i immediately thought "oh hes gonna be so mad when he figures out burn's tower exists"

"The worlds shittiest Pokemon fight, between some Garru and some Beakthings." Oh man that one got me, that was awesome.

using water for a defense works best if you put it in front of the gate. that way enemies have to swim to the gate before picking the lock. then you put walls going back in front of the gate along the water so they get shot while swimming and lockpicking. instead of just getting right up to the base and lockpicking.

"passing through obiedience was wierd like passing through a GRAVEYARD" you aint gona belive this

Dude, this was a banger. I HAD to see how a limbless robot was going to turn his life around, and i wasnt disappointed at ALL.

1:14:08 to recruit Beep you need to be in at least neutral relationship with mongrels, or imprison him and trigger his dialog via bug so even if beep was in Monger I doubt you would’ve recruited him in the end

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And once the Hungry Bandits are in, anyone else can just swim on over. Luckily, we have Girth. I will say, one of my favorite things about Kenshi is being able to see the progression in a character and eventually getting to a point where one guy can basically turn the tides of a fight the way Girth is able to. And once the Hungry Bandits are in, anyone else can just swim on over. Luckily, we have Girth. I will say, one of my favorite things about Kenshi is being able to see the progression in a character and eventually getting to a point where one guy can basically turn the tides of a fight the way Girth is able to.

Here is a challenge I don't think I've seen done before: How many factions can you befriend in Kenshi?

i.e Dust and Hungry Bandits: avoid fighting hostile groups, speak to groups that demand food/money and give it to them, slowly improving relations.

Reaver Guard: Knocks out Girth, Takes Crossbow Girth: Escaping "Wait, where my crossbow?" Sees Guard with it TERMINATOR MODE ACTIVATED

All this Kenshi content is seriously a dream come true. thank you for your hard work.