HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:15 K-Pop Sam
3:40 Who let Brian inside?
6:20 Laura’s merch corner
7:45 Intro cinematic
9:20 Episode Starts
11:20 Recap Ends (Yasha’s tattoo)
20:35 If horses wore dresses, would they wear them like this, or like this?
21:50 Freelance work
22:30 It’s been awhile
24:30 Caleb buys out the paper supply of a country
29:40 Jester has to throw away her dicks
31:10 Beau buys balls and bangs
33:50 Pirate Beauregard
34:45 Beau transports explosives
38:40 Toy shopping
42:00 Jester surprises her mom
44:15 Veth was here the whole time
48:35 Matt flexes his French accent
56:40 Caleb will blow everyone up someday
1:00:55 What kind of jewel is the garnet
1:03:15 “You can eat anything, technically”
1:04:20 Laura is a vengeful goddess
1:06:00 Veth and her family
1:07:25 The Critical Role- Minions crossover
1:14:00 Fjord needs that ring
1:16:15 What’s a pinkie ring called?
1:18:40 The Ring of Goth
1:21:15 Vague invitation
1:22:35 At your fingerdicks
1:23:30 Crazy Beau’s Firework Emporium
1:28:05 The Ruby is super casual about The Gentleman
1:31:35 Yeza’s thong
1:37:55 I want art of all overall M9
1:39:10 Veth’s fantasy
1:43:35 Beau talks to her boss
1:50:35 Beau is the man
1:52:45 Caleb TPK’s the party
1:59:00 Quakey pwison
2:01:05 Ren faire burn
2:02:50 Thadine
2:03:15 Break Starts
2:08:15 Art Montage
2:20:45 Break Ends, Meet Thadine
2:24:35 The second ring
2:28:10 Smells like an oops
2:29:25 Sellabone
2:39:30 How many oopstones for a sellabone?
2:44:40 Yasha’s memory
2:51:00 Reminiscing on old times
2:55:05 Sam debuts his new character: Fudruckers waitress
2:55:55 Yasha is out of practice
2:57:00 Caleb and Beau on the floor
2:58:00 Jester drops an oops
2:59:40 Fjord’s gift for Jester
3:01:35 Jester and Beau
3:03:10 Caduceus and Yasha
3:09:35 Patience curdles into apathy
3:11:25 The smell always wins
3:21:05 Jester gets denied
3:26:20 The next job
3:33:30 It’s been awhile
3:35:15 Buyer’s remorse
3:40:40 Map out
3:42:20 The floor is lava
3:44:00 Icebreaker
3:47:05 Gotta check with Veth
3:49:15 Jester never wastes cookies
3:49:55 Messing with magic servants
3:51:15 Matt is sneaky as hell
3:54:10 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 27th of Unndilar 836. Sam’s flask is a signed photo of Burt Reynolds, which is a C1 reference. The back says Tax Lien.
Matt and Marisha are both going to be players in Dimension 20’s next game: Pirates of Leviathan. I love Dimension 20 games, and if you want to see them play some salty seamen you can tune into Dimension 20’s channel to catch it live this Wednesday at 7 EST. Also, D20 is releasing Unsleeping City episodes every Friday, and that’s awesome so you can also watch those.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

I love how when Fjord/Travis was asking about ceramic unicorns, Laura is distracted with the sorting of money/items so later when she’s surprised by him she’s actually surprised 😭😭😭

The Mighty Nein’s shopping list:
All the paper in Nicodranas
All the diamonds in Nicodranas
All the fireworks in Nicodranas

Imagine your mom was, like, your other parent's assistant and otherwise a home-maker your entire life. They seem fun and fast and clever, but they're just always there in front of you. Then this terrible stuff happens and they disappears, and then your dad disappears, and then your mom brings your dad back, and suddenly she's a badass crossbow marksman, basically an adventuring Mercenary, and her cool blind friend smuggles you to a coastal country where you live with a dog that teleports and the most beautiful and talented person you have ever seen, and your mom leaves again. Then she comes back to visit for awhile and then leaves to help negotiate peace talks to end a war, you get a new apartment, and when she comes back the next time, she has literally fought dinosaurs and a living volcano monster.

Imagine Luc's life for just like, 8 seconds. That kid has the coolest mom.

Caleb pushing Jester and Fjord together is so sweet. He really believes that they are good together, and wants his friends to be happy in spite of any 'useless' feelings he has. Plus he and Beau have the most wholesome sibling relationship two unrelated people could have

When Caduceus asserts "Eventually I will be home though. And it will be wonderful", I think he means that, living or dead, he'll return to the Grove.

They need to do a one-shot about Luke and his friends going on an adventure called "The Tiny Nein" or something

Can I just say. I love how chaotically stupid Fjord and Yasha are paired together. Like with him and Beau, there’s a big bro/slightly little sister vibe, but him and Yasha is like two friends who get dumber the more time they spend in close proximity to each other.

Gosh, I love how funny Ashley is and how she just plays off of everyone really well.

Marion: tell the gentlemen he can visit but don't make it seem like I'm desparate
Jester "hi dad" lavorre: dw ima be subtle af

"Ball's in her court, she's the one with the dead wife" LMAO

Seeing Matt’s face when Marisha said, “Ball’s in her court cuz she’s the one with the dead wife,” was pure beauty

I love how they were so hasty about the money and nobody realizes that Caleb has spent 50 gold everytime he teleports them somewhere

Matthew Mercer: The man that builds improvised maps during breaks and slips letters to his players without them noticing.

Jester: The gods can drag you into the sky with literal chains.
Cad: We've had a rough week.

"Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy." - Caduceus

Holy crap that hit hard.

Bruh. The reaction of the MN when Caleb was readinv the letter was like the group of friends watching their best friend get another message from their toxic ex for a "chance to catch up" for the nth time.

Travis: I do not want romance in my DND!
Laura: Say that a little bit louder?
Travis: .... here's an adorable unicorn statuette for you my love

I love how Matt didn't even have Ashley roll a Con save for the tattoo unlike the rest.

Cause Barbarian.

It's the little details like that lord sutan isn't able to pick up the ring because he's in jail because of what the m9 did 80 episodes ago that make this show so goddamn good.

3:40:52 Talisein casually busting out mini binoculars to look at the map which he tucked away thereafter was so slick.