HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:15 Bob Matthews
2:45 Adam Sandler or Joel?
5:00 Good news: Talks is back, Bad news:  Brian is back
5:55 Slashing Foster (doesn’t use his arm)
6:50 Laura’s Merch Corner
9:15 Intro cinematic
10:50 Episode Starts (Matt tempts fate)
12:45 Recap Ends, Travelers Eve festivities
15:40 Caduceus, Fjord, and Beau
20:50 Sam brings out the wheel
25:00 Jester and Caduceus ‘commune’
28:05 Jester asks how many fingers she should use
32:55 The Traveler gets drinkin
39:25 Face paint vs. Disguise Self
40:15 Beau at the bar
42:50 Yasha the bouncer
44:10 Our last night
45:15 Caleb, Beau, Veth, and Yasha have a private conversation
50:10 We never really did much Cobalt Soul stuff
55:45 Yasha’s actions are forever… a blind spot
57:50 Closing time
1:00:30 Botched painting
1:02:30 Beau and Fjord
1:05:30 So… dude, you hittin that? (Fjorster)
1:11:40 So… dude, you hittin that? (Beausha)
1:14:25 Beau walks away
1:17:55 Remember Comicon?
1:18:25 Cloaks
1:22:30 RIP penis motif
1:25:35 Travlercon commences
1:26:35Opening Ceremony, performance by “Xorhas”
1:28:50 Caleb and Cad the roadies
1:29:55 Yasha has great production value
1:33:35 Keynote introduction by Veth Brenatto
1:36:50 Keynote by Jester
1:39:50 Matthew Mercer yells “I’m gonna find that dick!”
1:43:00 The Dick Hunt: a scavenger hunt on a dinosaur island
1:47:25 Veth polishes a dick
1:49:45 Chicken combat
1:52:50 How did they know the plan?
1:55:05 The Divine Procession: Get out the way
2:03:30 Stuck with our dicks in our hands
2:05:45 The Traveler goes for that cheap applause
2:06:40 The Dick Throwing ceremony
2:07:50 The Final Dick
2:09:45 Beau makes a tackle
2:11:20 Beau might have misinterpreted
2:12:30 The final prank
2:16:40 Typical Stan
2:18:15 God vs. God
2:21:25 Break Starts
2:25:40 Art Montage
2:39:30 Break Ends
2:45:10 Jester makes her plea
2:53:30 Be careful who you trust
2:55:20 Travelercon ends
2:57:10 Group hug
3:02:10 Debriefing
3:05:05 Moon prison
3:06:05 Not accepting new applications
3:11:30 Beau gets her punch
3:15:00 We will all kill Artagan to protecc Jester
3:16:00 Jester and Artagan
3:20:00 Toxic relationship
3:22:55 Jester is back and Artagan is gone forever
3:28:15 Theater
3:29:00 Celia is the next big bad
3:35:40 Fjord of the njorth
3:38:45 Monkey island
3:41:20 Closing Ceremonies
3:46:05 Orly can get it in, canon
3:47:50 Beaurebar
3:49:00 The VO community is very welcoming
3:49:45 The Chairmaker
3:52:05 Yasha and Beau
3:59:20 Level up
4:01:30 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 26th of Unndilar 836. Sam’s flask has a wheel with 4 sections “Punch Liam” “STFU” “Take a Sip” and “Spin Again”. The back says “Help Me” written in blood with a bloody handprint.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

This group casually killing an extra planar entity just to clear the island for their DickCon is the most D&D thing ever.

matt, crying and unable to breathe, wheezing out "im so happy" and "traveler con js everything i was hoping it would be" is somehow the most heartwarming thing ive ever seen. im so glad he's having so much fun with this

i love drunken dancing happy caleb who steals drinks from fjord and drags his friends to a bar to tell them how much they mean to him so much

The look on Laura's face as her husband tries to figure out if she has a crush on him is pure gold

"And there's the fight pit you can do something with..."
-Matt, who likely spent time building a fight pit battle map.

The messages on the flask aren't coming from Sam, they're coming from the creature that grew from the mold growing inside of it

Can we just appreciate that both Liam and Talisen both dressed for the theme of a beach party? ⛱
Hats off to that.

“There’s got to be a prison on the moon, right?” - Marisha Ray, 2020

I love Marisha turning as red as her hair after that tackle.
"I might have misinterpreted your actions" should be the M9 catchphrase.

For a moment, while Artagan was in chains, I had a vision of him being punished by being cursed into a weasel, then sent back in time to be adopted by Jester.

Orly: “I can handle a fine woman.”
Caduceus “9 Int” Clay: “What about a ship, though?”

Fjord: “make way for Jester! Make way!”
Yasha: “Make way for Jester!”
Veth: “Make way!”
Beau: “Fuckin’ MOVE, Bitch!”

Matt: “You all have pleasant dreams of your goals and accomplishments.”
Also Matt: “Caduceus, you have a nightmarish vision of a living city, whose streets warp and walls scream.”
Sounds about right lol

For some reason, the whole Jester-Traveller-Exchange about the moon has me in absolute tears - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE HAVE TO MAKE A MOON? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MOONS WORK?!" - "I DO BUT I AM NOT THE MOONWEAVER!!!" Chaos at its finest!

Fjord wanted to go to College and ended up being a pirate, a smuggler, stopped a war, ended a cult, and is now hanging out in the jungle.

That's the most Mighty Nein thing I've ever heard.

Traveler: "Maybe in time..."
Veth: "SHE JUST SAVED YOU FROM A FUCKING GOD!"
Traveler: "............Jester, walk with me."

Artagan: Renember it IS me behind every healing spell.
M9: Jester can cast healing spells?!

Jester making Artagan an unwitting participant in THEATER is probably the best prank she has ever pulled.

Identity theft is not a joke, Artagan! Millions of families suffer every year.
- The Moonweaver (probably)