"Hey, hun."
"Yes sweetie?"
"Lookit my turtle."

You’re the reason why I had to explain to my grandfather why I giggled when a Taco Bell ad came on the radio in the car

Imagine marrying the king with god powers, only for him to show you a picture of a giant turtle at the wedding and being like „this is my most memorable moment in my entire life“

"He might try to steal the platinum chip."

I fucking died.

so as far as I can understand, the only way to beat this game is talk to a dog to get sent back in time to Venice and enjoy a nice lasagna, then you ask the same dog to send you to new vegas to compress a mountain sized turtle into a black hole then taking a nap back in the future

"If you know any latin, this game is fucking insulting"
Oh my god, each time I heard my friends say the names of the characters I was dying laughing.

Fun fact: the motion capture actor for King Regis at 1:16 is literally my next door neighbour Jon Campling. He also acted as one of the Death Eaters in Harry Potter. Living next to him is surreal, but he’s a really awesome guy, very grounded and down to earth.

Ardyn: “Hello there. I’m actually the chancellor of an evil empire. You can trust me.”

Noctis: “Okay I believe you.”

"Presumably with enough nukes to make Belka look like clown college."

As a fan of Ace Combat, I really appreciated that.

Nearly passed out laughing when noctis showed his dead wife the cat pic I chose at the end

Ironically, Noctis has better chemistry with the girls of the mobile crossovers than his actual wife you're supposed to care.

Other games: For infinite xp, you must use this specific item while pressing your controller against the wall, duplicating it and giving you the experience.
FFXV: Travel back in time, murder a Turtle Demigod by throwing a black hole at it, travel back to the future, eat Lasagna and sleep in a hotel.

I love how the Cup Noodles thing isn't even forced product placement bt a shout out to the stuff that kept the square bois alive while making this game on 28h shifts.

For the final picture I made Noctis take to the eternal afterlife, I chose a picture where Noctis was warp striking a Rhino's ass and it was one hell of an experience. 10/10

The best part of this game is when during the Cup Noodle quest, depending on your choice, they each lead you to a different Royal Weapon…



They linked the fuckin’ super move to a Cup Noodles quest

I must thank Cup Noodles, Square Enix, and the Korean governments for funding the creation of this masterclass in visual storytelling and entertainment. Their generosity truly knows no bounds.

I am a firm believer that one day we will be able to finally see the epic collab between the cracked editor maxor and tsunomaki watame

Noctis: On a trek around the country side to reunite with his Fiancé after his Kingdom is burned to the ground and is being hunted by an Empire that wants him dead
Gladiolus: “You know what I’m in the mood for? Cup Noodles! How could we improve on the perfection that is Cup Noodles? Let’s go get ingredients for Cup Noodles and enjoy a meal of Cup Noodles!”

I remember when I was watching my friend play this on their birthday, we actually did the math on how much the Cup Noodle costs in-game compared to real life and with how much fuel costs in-game and in real life and do a comparison with each other. From what I remember, gas is very abundant in the world of Final Fantasy XV that it costs basically 50 cents to fill up your car's tank full while a single Cup Noodle costs about the same as gas prices were back in 2017 per gallon. Cup Noodle is treated more of a luxury than gas is in Final Fantasy XV.

This game is like pouring Bud Light in a $200,000 diamond glass