hey everyone, if you're coming from part 3 or from future videos, you might notice that part 1 and part 2 seem quite different. at the time, i had a worse sound setup, different editing, and generally timing and narration that was very different. over the course of just a single year, i improved greatly. and one day, i want to be able to recreate parts 1 and 2 of this series to be a cohesive whole, when everything is said and done. in the meantime, please do not let these videos be your judgement of my content style, and I urge you to check out part 3: https://youtu.be/jqINW3rU6eU

Max0r’s editing software must have become sentient, there’s no way the human brain alone can come up with all this

“Because sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, And your an unstolen car”

Max0r’s quote of the day

"Made of German bedtime stories" is probably the best way to succinctly get across the idea that something is utterly horrifying that I've ever heard

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This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it from the hospice. Radahn is an absolute god among chads and this fight’s intensity lives up to that and then some. And that is just phase one. Phase two starts when he, um.. uh.. jumps. Into the upper atmosphere. 26:40
[Punishing: Gray Raven OST - HIKARI, Kowloong Central]

I love how due to the lore they couldn't put a lot of dragons in the Souls games so with Elden Ring they were like "FINALLY WE CAN USE DRAGONS" and put like 50 in the game

The Editing on this video should be added to the list of wonders of the world.

I refuse to believe that this guy isn't our world's version of ultron who instead of going for mass human extinction after browsing the internet for a few minutes, chooses to embrace it and make a youtube channel.

Fun fact: the coordinates at 9:13 are pointing to the Town Hall of Sus, a city in France, which is right next to the "Amogus Tower", which is a butcher shop and also the "Embassy of Bobuxland".
I wish I was making this shit up.

Me on my first Elden Ring playthrough: "I can't understand shit of the story."
Me after watching hundreds of lore video: "I see..."
Me after watching the amazing psychedelic editing of this video: "I see no more."

I can vouch that this is indeed, a 100% correct summary of elden ring.

“Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian and you are an unstolen car”
As a Bulgarian I feel insulted…
Why only one car?

1:54 wild martincitopants jumpscare

The fact this video is simultaneously utterly incomprehensible while still being easy to understand and follow what's going on is a testament to Maxor's growth as an editor and writer.

"Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, and you are an unstolen car" is one of my new favorite quotes

The Elden Ring video review market is oversaturated, yet Maxor through sheer force of will, ADHD medication, Tesla microchips in his frontal lobe and a few sacrifices to the dark powers. Is able to ascend into a new plain of epileptic and cardiac arrest inducing levels of content.
Also, he absolutely nails the feel of each boss through editing that could be considered as a deadly weapon against anyone over 30.

I DID NOT expect Ginanni "Voice act anything for 20 buck" Matragrano.

The fact that Maxor can still speak in coherent sentences after editing this masterpiece proves he is truly a god among men

As a italian, I feel honored by the fact that you remembered we exist

I can imagine Maxor sitting in front of his screen and recording equipment, reading out the script as he tries to not die from hysterical laughter every time he has to joke. 10/10