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Now for some fun facts:
1. While this is "The Dark Ages" this game actually takes place after Doom 1, 2, and Doom 64. So on Earth, things like Cheetos do exist. They just don't likely exist on THIS planet where Doom Guy is now located. It also explains why there's advanced tech, and why Doom Guy doesn't talk with a "medieval" accent.
2. This version of Doom Guy (unlike Doom 2016) is aware of what's going on and is more obsessed with killing demons. However, I like to think that by the end of his adventures that he has here and further down the line (leading up to 2016) he becomes so bored that killing demons is just rote, and he no longer even notices he's killing demons.
3. Lots of in references: Boom (Choo Choo Charles), I can do this all day (Captain America, cuz... shield), knees being powder (Hollow Knight), counting kills (LOTR)
4. My wife came up with the general idea for our opening one-liner to be "Ready. Set. Go." I originally was just gonna say "Sup?" but after Doom Guy talked about timing his kills, my wife said "Maybe he should say 'Star the timer' or something?" And I changed it up to Ready, set, go. But without her input, it would've been less cool.
5. A shorter episode, but I wanted to set the stage sort of for what is to come.

"You're not going to drop me gently, are you?"
Three Seconds later
Slayer yells as he's planet dropped.
Comedy gold. lol XD

4:00 You know what makes this even funnier? The fact that The Slayer most likely said that exact same thing in his head.

He’s back, we’re back. The Cheetos are back.

The Tale of Doom God’s uprising starts, now!

Doomguy: yeah. How long was that?
Me: (looks at watch) ummm.... 8 minutes
Doomguy: new record

The cheetoh eating, demon-slaying, Doomgod is back. The slayer is here…

Ah yes.. Let's go shopping. (pumps shotgun)

2:32 "should only take me 15 minutes.  12 if you let me use my teeth."  Very unhinged, i like it

4:18 "Aren't you a big one.  You know what they say..."
"Bigger demon means bigger guts"

9:36 that's 5 minutes and 59 seconds if we don't count in between cuts.

you may call him doom guy or doom slayer in this but to us he will always be doom god

“No. No! NOT THE LIQUOR!”
🤣🤣🤣 Of all things to be alarmed about.
Bless ya, Doom Slayer. 🤣👍

We are so back

An ad played right as he said “go”, it was perfect

"I wanted liquor " great now it stuck in my head

And so the Maykers think they control DoomGod, but that tether grows weaker by the day. DG will have a field day when he inevitably breaks loose.

Cheetos: marked
Going shooping: marked
Sweating: marked
Doom God vibes: Not Marked.
He's back.

In Count Dooku's voice: I've been looking forward to this!

2:24 I just noticed when Doomguy said that, the video had basically like had ten minutes left when he started the counting.