I would survive by living in Joe’s stomach like a kangaroo

If zombies exist just imagine HOW BAAAD of a smell they would have, no wonder they ignore that fact in movies

I used to think that there's no way zombies as we know them would be able to spread so fast, but then I look at Covid and not even the slightest bit of me doubts that shit would spread so god damn fast

0:39 philly is already like this with no virus

Joe hesitated more when thinking of killing his DEFINETLY ZOMBIFIED dog, then his father MAYBE having the virus.

People in a zombie outbreak will always pose a much greater threat then zombies. zombies cant pretend to be your friend then kill you in your sleep and take all of your shit

when i picture myself in the apocalypse i immediately realize my glasses would get broken within a few months for sure and i wouldn’t be able to ever see again, so i would die SO fast.

Get an alpha gal tick and get the walkers bit so they can’t eat mammal meat

Thank you for reacting to my video Joe! 🫡

"youre not gonna have internet so how are you gonna play competitive games"

I think that would be the least of my worries...

Broooooo, the dad from the outdoor boys would be so chillin in the scenario.

7:19 from what I remember, the zombies don't decay as fast because the disease itself slows down the decaying progress. They still decay, just drastically slower than normal. That's why throughout the series you start to see more and more decayed walkers, and are referred as "lurkers" because they can barely move, or barely even bite as those have decayed so much already

Joe bart spends 54 minutes and 36 seconds trying to describe how to build a government from scratch

Just run bro they're walking

A funny implication of the TWD universe is that since glenn talks about playing portal, we know valve exists in but they never made any L4D games

Joe knows exactly when we need him

Why the Walking Dead wouldn't survive ME

Billionaires would go to their bunkers in a situation like this.

i’d splooge in their eyes and run away

joe trips on a log looting. 3 zombies turn him into a turkey sub from subway